I’ve just ended a 7 year long term relationship and 3 years of marriage. This was due to what I thought was mis-matched sex drives. Turns out I think I was just bored silly and just didn’t know any better. Not only was it enjoyable (was still horny the next day from thinking about it) , the whole process was very interesting and I thought others might find it so.
I had never done something like this before and was curious to find out what it was all about. After researching legal brothels and illegal call girls, I decided to try out a well established brothel nearby. Due to a habit of over thinking things, I decided to wait until just after midnight when there was a shift change (according to the roster) in order to avoid a possible busy period and to catch a girl who’s fresh and just starting her shift. I parked and noticed only 2 other cars aside from the shitty hatchbacks that girls normally drive. Bingo! First tactic successful. I climb the stairs to reception and after 5 minutes I was advised of a 30 min wait. Upon indicating that this was ok, I was invited through the security door into a pleasant waiting/interview room decorated in a certain theme and two plaques were attached to the wall. One advised of the rates by time and suggested that any requests or extras could be negotiated at extra cost with the lady of your choice. The other advised that no service would be provided sans prophylactic. Of 5 or 6 rooms only mine and one or two others were occupied. These rooms have a camera in them. I assume they use these to see if they know you or if you’re drunk or weird. During my wait, I read a magazine and watched the Andrew Blake porn video being fed into the small tv in the corner. I left the door open to see what the goings on were like. The receptionist/madam was loud and I guess bored but would come round every now and again to check on the the waiting rooms. Not long after sitting down it seemed that every young guy in the town decided to show up for some fun. Each successive hopeful was greeted with a longer wait time. This I found very amusing as I often find that it seems the whole world wants to be where I am within 5 mins of my arrival. I’ve often thought of charging businesses for my XMen-style ability. One of the guys was so drunk, he stumbled in after agreeing to a 90 min wait! He stumbled out again after 15 min I think. Eventually the girls came around and introduced themselves briefly and each asked if I had any questions. The first was a short but lovely blonde girl about 20 years old. The second was an older and taller girl probably around 30 with red-brown hair, cellulite on her legs even though she was not overweight and wearing a burlesque style lingerie set who was nice and assured me I would have fun. The last was a tall, fit, just under 30 and quite pretty brunette who was nice enough to explain how things worked when she found out it was my first time. Naturally, I chose her when the madame came by to ask which lady I liked. I went to the cashier and paid $200 for 45 mins. I was given half back in a folder like they use for change in a restaurant and told to give that to ‘Katie’. Katie was told to go to a room with a certain theme and off we went. She had her bag with her indicating that she might have just got there. Bingo! Second tactic possibly successful. It was a very nice room! Spa, stripper pole, modern bathroom, 4 post bed, tv, large balcony, nicely decorated to theme.
Realizing I was a noob, she talked me through every step of the pre-coitus ritual. I got her to explain the extras thing. She said that a back massage, oral sex and regular sex were included in the price. Extras were considered to be kissing, “the girlfriend experience” or going down on her, among others. I chose kissing for an extra $50 just because I didn’t want it to seem like a completely sterile transaction and she was cute. First was the twig and berries inspection. She sat on a chair, told me drop my pants and turned a lamp onto my junk. She then proceeded to inspect me for any nasties and was quickly satisfied. Next, she told me to take a shower in the ensuite while she got things ready. Last was the mouthwash ritual of which we both took part. This felt like being married again. Jockeying for sink space, trying to interpret her gargling into human speech (which was cute), cleaning up spilled mouthwash. Then it was off to the bedroom. Music was already playing and the room’s lighting was dimmed and a porno that was only one scene long seemed to be looped over and over again on the tv. She invited me to lie face down on the bed and gave me a back massage. She turned me over and we kissed lightly for a while and then she rolled a condom onto my dick with her mouth and proceeded to give me blowjob which I could barely feel because the condom felt like it was made out of a washing-up glove. I guess I’m not used to them after 10 years of bareback. After a short while she climbed on top and we went for it. There were mirrors placed strategically around the room which allowed me to enjoy her stunning, tanned body. We went through a few positions and ended in doggy style. She also asked to let her know if I was about to come. She kept a good eye on the time and she helped me finish in time to have a few minutes to cool off and recover which was nice. We both showered again and then lay on the bed chatting for a few minutes about how 2011 sucked and how 2012 seems to have brought a lot of good change. She agreed quite emphatically and seemed to be struggling internally with some indecision. I told her that considering the amount of change happening in the world at the moment, a decision to make something different would probably be a good choice. She seemed more relaxed afterward. We chatted some more while I got dressed and she changed the sheets. Then she showed me out, through a sneaky exit I hadn’t noticed before, to the parking area with a final hug and a kiss and a request to come back. I left feeling pretty good and with somehow a better perspective on my sexual relationship with my recently ex wife. It seemed to have exorcised some demons.
TL/DR: Recent marriage went to shit, got laid by a hot as fuck whore at a legal whorehouse and left feeling better about life. How original.
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