The other night, my boyfriend and I were at a hotel in the midst of our vacation. We’d fooled around, but I was still rearing to go–but he’d already fallen asleep. I pulled out my phone, browsed a mobile porn site, and found a promising video. I tried turning down the volume while the video was loading so as not to disturb him, but my phone case obstructed the button and I wasn’t quick enough.
Queue hot girl moaning. He snaps awake instantly (go figure) and pounces on me. I toss my phone underneath me to suppress the sound, but the jig is up. It was only a five minute video, so I was hoping it could play out before I was totally found out. Nope! Under the pretense of cuddling, he puts his head on my stomach, hoping to hear what’s going on. I grabbed my phone from under me and the moaning and dirty talk from the video filled the room. I rushed to the bathroom to shut the damn thing off amid his laughter. I even had to admit that it was pretty damn hilarious, though I was blushing to my hairline at the time. We definitely got a good laugh out of it.
My reaction might seem extreme. Some of you probably think I should have just showed him or something, but it wasn’t the time. He’s a pretty vanilla guy and I’m slowly bringing him to “the dark side”, as I call it. I really didn’t know how he’d take my lesbian fetish porn choice, complete with golden shower ending and I’d like to avoid scaring him off. Taking it slow and whatnot.
Anyway, that’s my misadventure with porn. Anyone else have any stories?
TL;DR Watching porn next to boyfriend in bed, sound wakes him up, hilarity ensues.
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