My boyfriend & I have been taking care of his grandmother lately. Today, she had to go to the doctor. My boyfriend was supposed to drop her off, come back here, & then pick her up when she was done. I took a shower and decided to surprise him & be randomly naked when he walked in the door, since I was under the impression we’d get alone time. Here I am on the couch naked, waiting for my boyfriend to get home. Well turns out the doctor’s office was closed. His grandmother walks in, sees me naked, and tells me I look like the Queen of the Nile! (I guess because of the way I was sitting). Does flashing someone count as first base?
TL;DR: I flashed my boyfriend’s grandmother expecting it to be him. :X
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