so, I thought I was into some weird shit, and then my wife asks me to fuck her in a warm tub of chocolate pudding. I of course laughed. then she told me she wasn’t joking. I will totally do it for her, although it really sounds expensive, so it is definitely not going to happen all the time.
but WHY? WHY would anyone want this? it sounds like she really wants a yeast infection. also, does anyone know if it will clog my drain? I can’t believe I am actually considering this.
edit: wow, I didn’t expect this kind of response. thanks for all the suggestions. I am not so weirded out anymore. talking about my wife like this makes me miss her pretty bad. I love that woman, and yes, she is adorable. once I get back to the states I am definitely going to do this. I am probably going to go with the kiddie pool idea.
I had no idea so many people would be upset for me calling this crazy, even if she is crazy, I am still completely head over heels in love with her even after almost 6 years, with no sign of this changing any time soon. I never implied once that I think any less of her because of this. hell, she even thinks that it is crazy. that is why she hasn’t told anyone about this ever until recently. I am very very glad that we finally told each other our most embarassing fantasies. we are much better off for it.
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