Sure, "Whore-Chata!" is easily the best name for a porn film we've ever heard, but does the talent live up to the title?Whore-chataStudio: Adult Source MediaDirector: Barret BladeCast: Sativa Rose, Brodi Kennedy, Kathleen Kruz, Jennifer Luv, Kat, Nick ManningPretty Peruvian Jennifer Luv gets the show started with a little striptease/interview. You know, the camera guy spares no segue getting from "Where are your parents from?" to "Let me stick this glass
dildo in you." Fortunately, Nick Manning swaggers in at that exact moment and shoves his dick in Luv's mouth. Spit dripping off his cock, he spreads her on the fuschia leather couch and fucks her slow and hard, slapping her ass like Pete Townsend doing the windmill.Kathleen Kruz calls herself "Hispanic" and doesn't care to reveal a more detailed ethnic background. But if her history isn't transparent, her fishnet shirt is (what's with all the fishnet?). And her boy
toy (none of the male talent is credited) certainly doesn't care about ethnicity; Kruz fluently speaks the international language of cock sucking. The positions never get more daring than slow, somewhat blasé spooning on the yellow leather couch (what's with all these couches?). The strokes never get too fast or deep, and before you know it, he's popped on her face.Want to know how to say "I'll suck your cock" in Spanish? We can't tell you, but Kat can. Kat looks extremely small sitting on her man's lap, and her hot pink braces make her appear scandalously young (if not barely legal). Braces or not, she deepthroats that enormous cock with wild abandon. She keeps at least one hand on her clit at all times, rubbing and revving the little nub to ecstasy every two minutes or so. The guy can barely keep up with all her bubbly joy.Brodi Kennedy takes a very serious approach to her interview: she answers simply and earnestly, takes her corset off with precise gestures, and doesn't mention the disturbing chill of the cold glass dildo. Her poshness melts away with she gets with her man (who looks like the guy from Smash Mouth); as soon as he sticks his head between her legs, she starts whimpering and begging for more. By the time he's ready to pop, she's slid her hot ass all over the yellow leather armchair.Finally we get to Sativa. You know she's the
star of the show because Blade fucks her with a fancy steel dildo instead of a glass one. Sativa's oral skills are incomparable. They're so fine, we even get a little POV time just to emphasize her sucking supremacy. Her man graciously spends ten minutes returning the favor, working Sativa into a horny froth. Truth be told, the sucking is better than the fucking, which just comes off as clumsy and improperly angled.These five young women are all fabulously gorgeous and talented, but it feels like Barret Blade didn't give them the attention they deserve. All he contributes to "Whore-Chata!" are endorsements for Phallix, the people who make the glass dildos. And when he drowsily says something like, "I tell ya, Phallix has done it again," it just makes the whole thing seem cheap. If you're going to have product placement in porn, it might as well be for fancy dildos. Still, it's the one constant thing in the interviews, and the girls unanimously take issue with the products (they're too cold, not lubed up enough, oddly shaped), so it just seems like a waste of time.Annoying director aside, the sweet storm of Latina sugar makes "Whore-Chata!" worth watching. This is one
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