Been visiting my ex-roommate (30F) since new years. First night she lets me (23M) sleep downstairs, last night she offers up her bed. I agree, get into bed (kinda tipsy), she says something like don’t tell people I let you sleep in here. So in my mind, for whatever reason, I’m thinking she doesn’t want anything and so I tried nothing.

She just got out of bed, no pants on, I didn’t even know… FML. Either she is just that comfortable with me or I’m an idiot. Anyone own a shotgun so I can shoot myself on the face!?! She even told me she was cold, my answer “I could go get another blanket.”

EDIT: My ultimate conclusion. Should’ve asked to cuddle. Thinking over the events of the night (ex. making a makeshift bed downstairs earlier so we could watch TV since she hadn’t moved in furniture yet) I was in the clear to try for it. Oooo well it’s just my first asian I missed out on

EDIT #2: Alright boys and girls… decided to just text her and just asked her because I really wanted to know! Mystery solved… Though still a very confusing situation, and many interesting points of view in here. http://i.imgur.com/nerLn.jpg

Moral of the story. Women are confusing, and I’m a max level friend.

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Last weekend when I was home for Thanksgiving break, I (20) was at my girlfriends (19) house. After every had gone to sleep her and I cuddled up on her bed and turned on the TV. Instantly we started kissing and feeling, and about 5 minutes later we were both stripped down on her bed. We usually have a “routine” of me giving her 2 or 3 orgasms, and then she is done, and then wants to give me a blow job. For some reason that night I was really set on truly pleasing her. While I was two fingers deep, I look at her and say, “I am going to give you ten orgasms tonight.” Her eyes lit up and said I was crazy. After giving her 7 or 8 orgasms from fingering and sucking her breasts, I ask if I can go down on her. Apparently a previous boyfriend tried once and she hated how it felt. I was set on doing it to her, so as I was sliding my fingers in and out of her, I put my head down close and started to slowly eat her out. I thought she was going to pull my head away and tell me to stop, but she did nothing. As she became more and more comfortable with me doing it, the harder I licked her. She began to really moan, almost loud enough that I thought it would wake someone up, luckily it didn’t. I see her really enjoying it, so I get up and move her so that my head is right between both of her legs, with her legs lifted up. I start up again and instantly I feel her shaking, she is grabbing the sides of the bed trying not to scream and moan. As she comes close to her tenth orgasm, her legs close on each side of my head, she is shoving my mouth deep into her. I can feel her orgasm, and when it stops, her legs fall back to the bed and she laid there smiling at me. She reaches for me and goes into kiss me. She kissed me even though my mouth was still soaked from her wetness. That my fellow redditor’s, is a true girlfriend.

Thought you would enjoy my story!

Edit 1 – My apologies for any grammar/spelling mistakes!

Edit 2 – If anyone wants a picture of my girlfriend and me, to help visualize the story…I may post it.

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But we might be a little late… (Sometimes getting out of bed can be so hard!) More

A few days ago when my boyfriend, X, was in town I was feeling a little out of it- hungover, cranky, and not that interested in rolling around on my bed and having sex, which is unusual for me. I wanted to get out of bed and go do something productive. After finally convincing X to get his ass out of bed, we made some loose plans for the day and jumped in the shower….

Oh. My. God.

We left the lights off, so the only light was coming through the door to my bedroom. It was dark enough to be peaceful, but light enough to avoid any injuries. As I was washing my hair, he stood behind me and rubbed my shoulders. As I felt myself getting more and more relaxed, he ran his hands down the front of my body. By the time he had gotten all the way down between my legs, I was definitely turned on.

He went down on me, which he later said was nice because I was so freshly shaved, while I washed his hair. He stood up to rinse, and I got on my knees and let him massage conditioner into my hair while I had him in my mouth. I made sure to get a lot of saliva on him, to help lubricate things. Finally, he pulled me up from the shower floor and turned me around. I bent over to touch my toes and he teased my pussy for a bit before finally giving in to what we both wanted.

He came all over my ass, and then helped me wash it off. Now that we were both satisfied and squeaky clean, X and I hopped out of the shower and dried each other off with my fluffiest towels. All dry, we both flopped on the bed naked. I said fuck our plans, because I would have been crazy to leave the house when I could just stay there with my fabulous X all day.

TL;DR: Woke up anxious and not horny, shower sex was initiated and it was so great I decided to stay at home and be naked with X all day.

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I have a girlfriend that is ridiculously adventurous in bed. She’s down for almost anything, and it’s a stark contrast to the more reserved girls I’ve dated in the past. I have plenty of ideas to keep us going, but I find myself craving more. Instead of Google-ing it, I’ve decided to leave it to you fine ladies and gentlemen to weave your tales of sexual intrigue.

As an aside, I understand that there are probably quite a few subreddits I could post this to that would be more suitable. Unabashedly, I post it here simply to reach a larger audience.

Thank you for your input, in advance.

EDIT: Good stories and some good laughs so far. Keep ‘em coming. To give everyone an idea of her adventurousness, I mentioned tonight that I’d be willing to “F*ck her brains out after I had pinned her to the bed with a dagger through her shoulder.” Her response was “Right here, right now.” I don’t even know what to think anymore. O_o

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Has there ever been a moment where someone said something to you in bed that stands out among other things you’ve heard in bed? I’m curious to see your answers! Thanks.

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The title is said in jest… I’m thrilled to have this problem, actually. But it does present some logistical hurdles. She’s not a squirter, at least in the sense that I’ve experienced it before, she just does the female ejaculation thing… like, multiple times. And sometimes it’s REALLY wet.

Really, I’m just looking for any tidbits of advice that might be out there from people who have experience with this. We’ve tried layers of blankets and towels and most of it all soaks right through to the bed linens. There has to be something out there that will keep the bed from getting all wet, right?

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Incredible.

That’s the first thing that comes to mind when we decide to describe how our first mmf threesome went down. We’ve been reading posts and discussing the opportunity for YEARS now (we’ve been dating for three, 21/f, 22/m). We always wanted to try it and get into the swinging lifestyle. My boyfriend is bisexual (mostly orally infatuated), and wanted to play with guys and involve me as well. But, being the awkward people we are, we had a hard time approaching the topic in person. So, to CL we went!

We tried perusing the M > MF links, but most were unappealing. We knew we had to find the right guy for us to really enjoy ourselves. And we’re glad we waited- because after posting our own MF > M link, we got a HUGE response from the CL community. We decided to go with this super sexy dude who already had STD test results. We sent some photos back and forth, discussing our sexy thoughts and day dreams. We decided to meet last Friday, and we went over to his place.

First things first, though. It’s important to meet in public, just because you don’t want to walk into someone’s house and discover you don’t really like them. Makes it a bit awkward to say “no”. We got some soda at a local cafe/bar, and talked about our backgrounds and stuff. We discussed our heritages, the weather, the neighborhood (small talk, you know?), and most importantly: sex. We heard about his first time, he heard about our kinkier side, and we had a few laughs. After an hour or so, he says “So… want to go back to my place?” Hell yes, we do.

It was a bit awkward at first, but our third eventually excused himself to get a glass of water. We shared reassurances amongst ourselves and confirmed with each other that we were ready to do this, and started making out on his bed to break out of our own nervousness. He came back into the room, and we started making small talk again while moving closer to each other. After a few more minutes of idle chit-chat, my boyfriend pulled me into his lap, and we started making out again.

Our third’s hand gently skimmed up my leg, and I adjusted myself so he could get a better view and hold of my body. My boyfriend’s hands started to work their way under my shirt, as our third’s started to rub against my stomach. Before long, my shirt came off, but it was a bit unfair for me to be the only one undressed, so I had my guys take off their clothes too. We all hopped on the bed, one guy on each side of me, all of us rubbing our hands over each other. On the subject of kissing, my boyfriend and I already discussed that I could kiss the other guy, so when he moved in closer to my face, kissing up my neck, I had no problem giving him a little nibble on his lips. His immediate moan turned me on even more (which I didn’t think was possible by that point, I was already wet).

We started with oral and teasing, my boyfriend going down on me while I made out with our third. Before long, our third moved underneath me, so while my boyfriend went back and forth between the both of us, we were slowly grinding on the bed. Eventually, my boyfriend hopped off the bed and put on a condom (we had agreed that even though we were all tested and STD-free, we would still use condoms and the birth control pill), and I started going down on our third. Before I knew it, I was being pulled to the edge of the bed, where my boyfriend started slipping in and out of my soaking wet pussy. Our third crawled underneath (we were doin’ it doggy), and was eating me out while I was getting pounded (omygosh). When our third slipped on his condom, and started fucking me while I gave my boyfriend head, I thought I was going to die from euphoria. It was such an awesome experience to have two men inside me at once (we had already agreed to what we called “hard rules”- no dp, dv, anal, etc.).

For the next hour or so, we were all smiling and moaning a lot. We kept switching around into different positions- me riding our third while my boyfriend licked my ass, my boyfriend bending me over the bed while I sucked our third, it felt like the possibilities were endless. We went through like four or five condoms, since the guys were putting them on to fuck me and taking them off while I sucked them, then putting a new one back on to fuck me again. Our third came inside me, and my boyfriend shot a HUGE load all over my chest.

After cleaning up, we all laid around on the bed and talked about how awesome the experience was. It was like post-coital snuggling, but with more people! My boyfriend eventually got up to up to get glass of water, and our third and I lay there together, him giving me a bit of a massage while we talked about our bodies and how good the sex was. I felt very comfortable around him, and was a bit reluctant to get dressed. Later, my boyfriend said he would have been okay if we went at it again, just the two of us- he would have enjoyed watching. I obviously didn’t know beforehand, but I knew enough not to do anything unless it was declared okay by my SO.

Once we got dressed, we made some idle chit-chat again, saying we’d love to play or just hang out again, talking about making video games into foreplay by playing naked. And for the last two days, my boyfriend and I have been talking about it non-stop. It was so good to finally have a threesome, and we knew that the wait was worth it. Even from the get-go, we knew that communication and openness between us was the most important part, followed closely by finding the right guy to compliment us physically and emotionally. Then, we knew he had to find someone who was STD tested or willing to get papers, and we wanted to have a little while to get to know the other person too. It was a bit awkward, but just be open the the flow of the conversation and the sex- once we got into things, all we cared about was pleasing each other. We walked into this situation with limited expectations and experience, and we were blown away by how awesome it was.

TL;DR: Just read the italics to hear about our experience with our first threesome- it might give you a head’s up about how your first experience will go, and what to expect! We had the time of our lives, and we’re meeting up with our third this Friday to play again!

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Both of them have been friends with benefits in the recent past. Both of them, on separate occasions, have brought up a threesome with another girl. I introduced them to each other at a party, a couple nights later and we’re all in bed together. Best part is they both want to do it again.

Longtime lurker, just had to tell someone.

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My SO (m/22) goes out of his way to please me, to ensure that I finish before he does. When I ask him what I can do (extra / more of / etc) to please him he says that I’m doing everything right.

Being f/22, I like the idea that I’m just that damn good in bed.. buuuuut, I’m pretty sure there IS something more / different / better I -could- do.. he’s just too polite to say so (which is sweet, but frustrating!).

Here’s the question I ask of you, fellow Redditors (male specifically, but if there are any ladies out there who do something that sends their guys out of their minds, I want details!), what do YOU like in bed?

Thanks again!

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