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What's the one thing better than a hot couple going at it on a couch? Two hot couples going at it on a couch...at the same time. Even better than that? When the ladies involved are Sativa Rose and Naomi.· Buy "Thick White Asses 2" (adameve.com)

Allie Haze sits naked on a parapet, Porn Valley spread out below her, her legs firmly closed. She regards with horror a two-foot dildo, even as she gently supports its balls and tenderly grips its shaft. Call the Pulitzer Committee!We know that it just takes a striking boxcover image to make the difference between tearing through the cellophane and watching a movie or donating it to the Grooviest Homeless Shelter in All of Los Angeles, and what made "Over Stuffed 10" a keeper was how demure Haze looks with the sun falling across her juicy thighs.I also thought, "She's totally Method in this photograph because Haze is clearly right-handed and she knows that her dominant hand needs to work the frenulum."Her scene involves Haze accidentally taking her mother's suitcase on a trip. The suitcase is filled with implements of vaginal destruction."No, I don't want to talk about it," she tells her mother on the phone.Sadly, Haze does not get totally naked or make it outside in her scene, another reason why Porn Has Again Betrayed Me.But good work on the frenulum, regardless, Allie.· Jerkoff Zone (jerkoffzone.com)· <a href="Buy "Over Stuffed 10" (tlaraw.com)

How will Kayden find the man who murdered her twin sister and fall in love with the detective investigating the case at the same time? Easily: the detective killed her sister and she's going to fuck them both.So, technically, this is a threesome. It may not seem like it, but trust us. Plus, Kayden Kross and Erik Everhard fuck with the brute strength of a hundred people each, so this is really like some kind of fantastic orgy. Good math, right?· Watch "Double Krossed" right now! (hotmovies.com)· Buy "Double Krossed" (gamelink.com)

No one ever gets to the actual intervention before their problems are solved. Why? Obviously you can't get your dick sucked with the whole family around.This Ain't Intervention XXXStudio: Hustler VideoDirector: Slain WayneCast: Britney Amber, Kagney Linn Karter, Raylene, Cody Love, Briana Blair, Amy Brooke, Seth Gamble, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Jerry, Joey Brass, Brett RockmanWhen you first heard about a porn parody of A&E's Intervention series, what came to mind? Did you envision sex addicts? Naughty rehabilitation techniques? Whatever you thought of is probably more interesting than what Hustler and Slain Wayne dreamed up.Only one (two-part) vignette deals with any sex-related issue, and it's really only about Seth Gamble's chronic masturbation. Gamble is the perfect guy for this; he looks like the bad boy from every mid 1990s sitcom ever. His mother, Raylene, is tired of his masturbation getting in the way of family life, and he gets her assistants to sit with them for the intervention. However, the intervention never happens.Downstairs, Cody Love tries to get Raylene to relax with a back rub. One thing leads to the next, and they start scissoring. Sadly, the gritty Intervention-style camera displays weak resolution, and the delicate intricacies of labial smooshing are lost to the viewer. Meanwhile, Gamble is in his room with another one of Raylene's aides, Briana Blair. Blair tells Gamble he has a "huge problem," but Gamble only heard "huge cock" so he unzips his fly. Gamble fucks her with strange intimacy, often clutching her body to his, before he crudely busts on her face. He's cured! Except now Blair is stuck with him.True to its name, "This Ain't Intervention XXX" has few intervention scenes. Brett Rockman and Amy Brooke were waiting for the family to show up and talk about Brooke's gambling addiction, but a friendly game of poker became strip poker, became blowjob poker, and finally became threesome-with-sloppy-facefucking-and-anal poker when Joey Brass walked in. It's simultaneously the most daring and the most boring scene in the film, as Brooke's monotone moans color her fucking the same drab beige as the hotel room. At least her gambling addiction gets cured.The star-studded vignette about hoarding features Britney Amber as a pack rat, Kagney Linn Karter as her friend, and Jerry as some French professor who hangs out with them. They actually (briefly) have an intervention, but Karter gets frustrated and storms off followed by Jerry. Like any good, sensitive intellectual would, Jerry goes straight to eating Karter's pussy, and then flips the script with an intense bit of throatfucking that leaves her forehead covered in spit. Karter is, as always, a joy to watch, and the oral creampie at the end makes for a refreshing bit of fappable novelty in an otherwise redundant film.Britney Amber tries to steal a tripod from the cameraman, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, and then offers to trade him a blowjob for the equipment. It's a creative excuse to have a bit of POV sucking, but Schwarzenpecker drops the camera within minutes. There's nothing else remarkable about the scene, except the strange sense that Britney Amber looks like every other girl in this film.It's true, every girl in "This Ain't Intervention XXX" (with the exception of Raylene) has blonde hair with dark brown roots and squeaks when fucked. We're not demanding diverse casts for every porn, but this movie greatly suffered from redundancy and lack of creativity.A good parody considers the themes and overarching structures of its subject, and pays attention to the critical pieces of the show. 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Yeah, Daniel Radcliffe does a decent job, but Dane Cross really was born to play a boy wizard. He already rocks the nerdy glasses and ties, and he certainly knows his way around a whorcrux.We're not so sure if Jewel Styles is the best choice for Hermione Granger. The real Hermione wouldn't have let herself get trapped like that; she did have some proficiency in Defense Against the Dark Arts. Then again, she couldn't ever handle a broomstick like Harry—really, no one can. Oh dear, we forget if we're still talking about porn.· Buy "Bree's Big Screw Review" (adameve.com)* * * * *Previously: The Days Of Parody Porn Are Numbered: "Bree's Big Screw Review"

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When we visited zaftig Alix Lakehurst during her recent trip to Los Angeles, we wanted to give her an elegant gift she could take home to Chicago. Lucky for her, the OhMiBod Freestyle can also melt snow.It is, of course, the logical progression. If professional ethics, such as they are, don't allow us to go there ourselves, it is only natural to place a vibrator between Lakehurst's legs and control what it does.The OhMiBod, as you probably know, responds to the beats in your iTunes playlist and gets all Diddy, GaGa, Bono, Ozzy, and/or Gordon Lightfoot with your labia.The OhMiBod's Freestyle incarnation adds a wireless twist so I, for example, can control the playlist half a room away. With Lakehurst I felt like a Manhattan Project scientist across the desert from her A-Bomb."Strip down and get on the bed," we commanded (Lakehurst had been mixing fake come - her own science project).We then streamed a medley of Air, The Scorpions, Curtis Mayfield, Judas Priest, and Pat Benatar up, down, and around her fleshy girlyparts, which was great fun for everyone involved. Around "2112" she lit a cigarette."I can really take this home?" she asked. What were we going to do? Take it back and sell it on eBay (Oh shit we could have totally sold it on eBay)?But we didn't, and now Lakehurst is back in Wicker Park with her sleek Freestyle and all its attachments for use in foreign hotels with their Angelique Kidjo.· Alix Lakehurst (wecouldbenaked.com)· Buy OhMiBod's Freestyle (ohmibod.com)

A supervirus has reduced mankind to pockets of cock-crazed Oregonian vampiresses, and our hero must learn from Ron Jeremy that the key to not becoming a vampire himself is to not feel guilty about fucking one."I Am Virgin" is the first softcore porn parody we have seen, and it features Adam Davis as an earnest and likable Jim Hanks type (yes, Jim Hanks of "Buford's Beach Bunnies") who never had the chance to lose his virginity while most of humanity was still alive.Slightly more Scientologist than "I Am Legend" in that our protagonist must first get over his guilt at vampire-fucking, "I Am Virgin" showcases Portland as a city that will virtually shut down in order that B-movies featuring cameos by Ron Jeremy be shot there.In addition to local stripper talent (our friend Kimberly Kane is also from Portland), in-again, out-again starlet Micah Moore makes an appearance in "I Am Virgin," which seems to be aimed straight at a Playboy TV audience.· Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)· Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)Official Site (iamvirginthemovie.com)Buy "I Am Virgin" (tlaraw.com)

Is there anything quite as amazing, as beautiful, as tasty as a woman's pussy? Well, if there is, we don't want to know (something that fabulous would likely blind us with its radiant beauty).Now let's all join in with Danny Mountain as he offers his own bit of praise for Jenny Hendrix's pussy...and worships it in the most thorough, dedicated way a man can.· Buy "Bree Exposed" (gamelink.com)

What's naughty little Lynn Pleasant doing now? Fucking her brother's friends, you say? And two at a time, at that? Well, uh, don't worry—we won't tell her brother or anything. We'd hate to spoil a good thing.· Buy "Don't Tell My Brother I Fucked His Friends" (tlaraw.com)

Handblown glass: it's beautiful, stunning—and, as I learned today, surprisingly fun to put in your ass.Having gone the glass dildo route before, I was not that surprised to see a solid glass butt plug in my review pile. Nevertheless, I was not convinced at first glance that the Simply Blown plug was the plug for me.Yes, it's a beautiful toy (not to brag, but mine's even prettier than the one in the picture), but beauty alone does not a fine sex toy make. The Simply Blown plug seemed, well, small—and it's narrow profile had me worried that it might slip out at any given opportunity.Of course, I know better than to judge a book by its cover, so I set my doubts aside and, ahem, placed the plug where the sun don't shine. And in the process, I got a very pleasant surprise.Firstly: yes, the plug is a bit small, but that works in its favor. Because of its small size, I was able to insert the toy with almost no prep on (or in) my end. But once inside, it didn't feel all that small. The hard glass gave the toy a substantial feel—and small though it may have been, I was definitely aware of it (in the best possible way).Secondly: contrary to my expectations, the toy did not slide out! I'm not sure what sort of voodoo was at work, but I was easily able to walk around, stand up, and sit down without the slightest hint of slippage. Quite the masterful accomplishment, if you ask me.Ravenous butt sluts may still crave something bigger, but first timers and anal appreciators alike will no doubt enjoy adding this lovely bit of glass to their collection. I know I'm glad it's there.· Buy the Simply Blown Plug (babeland.com)

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Best New Starlet and Zero Tolerance contract star Kagney Linn Karter loves nothing more than the feeling of a hot, silky load of freshly milked man cream drooling out of her recently ravaged bright pink vagina.Which is why she and her sultry crew of slutty gal pals signed on for volume seven of the Sid Knox's Diabolic series, "Internal Injections." What could be more natural than the feeling of a hard, fleshy cock prying open the sticky pink petals of a young woman's flower, pounding deep into her tight mystery over and over again, then unleashing gallon after salty gallon of warm sticky splooge up into her slick meat tunnel? Nothing, we contend, absolutely nothing.Kagney leads the charge, making it look oh so easy as she twists her lovely lady lumps like a contortionist, then humps rigid prick up her juicy slit until it explodes. Writhing like a dog in heat, she extracts several sessions worth of fuck butter with her magic milking pussy; then drools it out her hungry box like a petulant child.Madison Parker, Sammie Spades, Francesca Le, and Sara Sloane follow suit with equally compelling results. See for yourselves if you don't believe us. The proof, as they say, is in the pudding."Internal Injections 7" releases this week from Diabolic and Zero Tolerance.Kagney Linn KarterBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Kagney Linn KarterBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Kagney Linn KarterBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Kagney Linn KarterBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Kagney Linn KarterBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Sara SloaneBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Sara SloaneBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Sara SloaneBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Sara SloaneBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Buy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Buy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Buy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Buy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Madison ParkerBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Madison ParkerBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Madison ParkerBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Madison ParkerBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Madison ParkerBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Madison ParkerBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)Madison ParkerBuy "Internal Injections 7" (gamelink.com)Diabolic (diabolic.com)

"Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" is the eleventh installment in Vivid-Ed's "Expert Guide" series, its first advanced guide, and a dramatic departure from anything else that Vivid-Ed has done. And it's pretty fucking fabulous.Studio: VividDirector: Tristan TaorminoCast: Adrianna Nicole, Charley Chase, Satine Phoenix, Evan Stone, Christian, and Danny Wylde; with special appearances by Bobbi Starr, Mr. Marcus, Marie Luv, Mark Davis, Chayse Evans, James Deen, and Jandi LinIn her previous expert guides, Tristan followed a tried and true format. Each DVD opened with an educational lecture, in which Tristan or one of her friends talked viewers through the topic at hand (usually with a little, ahem, hands-on demonstration). After the lecture, the essential points were hammered home through a few hardcore scenes, which demonstrated the techniques and tips from the lecture (with some voiceovers and pop ups to make sure the message got across)."Advanced Fellatio" does not follow that format.True, it does open with Tristan talking; but rather than giving us twenty minutes of lecture plus three annotated scenes, the feature combines the porn and education more fluidly, illustrating Tristan's talking points with short clips of porn performers in action (as well as with pornstar testimonials). It's a great structure, and it works really, really well. Rather than making us wait to see techniques in action, Tristan immediately shows us what she's talking about (and offers us enough time to, ahem, really savor the action).At this point, there are no doubt some of you wondering what, exactly, makes a blowjob an advanced blowjob: after the "Expert Guide to Fellatio," what more is there to cover? Well, doubting Dennis, there's quite a lot. Tristan's cadre of cock hungry coquettes lick their lips and handily (mouthily?) execute techniques like deep throating, face fucking, and—for those with a death wish (or a whole lot of upper body strength)—the very daring standing 69. Definitely not techniques to explore on your first trip downtown, but incredibly rewarding for those who manage to master them.After the hour long lecture, the DVD switches tracks, segueing from porny education to just straight up porn. The three scenes we saw spliced into Tristan's lecture are now presented in full, with Charley Chase and Christian, Adriana Nicole and Evan Stone, and Satine Phoenix and Danny Wylde demonstrating just how hot a blowjob can get.Without the voiceover and popups, it's a little bit harder to get an educational message out of the DVDs scenes...but to be honest, we don't think you'll mind. (And if you do, well, just stop the feature at the end of Tristan's lecture, and save the scenes for when you're in a fapping mood.)· Buy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)· Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Adrianna Nicole and Evan StoneBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Adrianna Nicole and Evan StoneBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Adrianna Nicole and Evan StoneBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Adrianna Nicole and Evan StoneBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Charley ChaseBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Charley Chase and ChristianBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Satine Phoenix and Danny WyldeBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Satine Phoenix and Danny WyldeBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Satine Phoenix and Danny WyldeBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Satine Phoenix and Danny WyldeBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)

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