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Sex News: Dick and Morty, Twitter’s new rules, Nintendo Switch for adults, Trump assault subpoena

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  • “Despite the fact that she’d only given Facebook information from her vanilla identity, the company had somehow discerned her real-world connection to these people—and, even more horrifyingly, her account was potentially being presented to them as a friend suggestion too, outing her regular identity to them. Because Facebook insists on concealing the methods and data it uses to link one user to another, Leila is not able to find out how the network exposed her or take steps to prevent it from happening again.”
    * How Facebook Outs Sex Workers (Gizmodo)
  • “A Maryland man arrested after authorities said they found child pornography on his cellphone worked for Trump’s voter fraud commission, according to a senior administration official. … Trump launched the commission after making unfounded claims that millions of fraudulently cast ballots cost him the popular vote in last year’s election against Democrat Hillary Clinton. The commission is chaired by Vice President Pence ”
    * Trump voter fraud commission researcher arrested on child pornography charges (Washington Post)
  • “Our definition of “non-consensual nudity” is expanding to more broadly include content like upskirt imagery, “creep shots,” and hidden camera content. Given that people appearing in this content often do not know the material exists, we will not require a report from a target in order to remove it.”
    * Here Are Twitter’s Latest Rules for Fighting Hate and Abuse (Wired)
  • “[the WSJ] reports Nintendo is explicitly encouraging game makers to release more risqué content on the Switch. “I thought it wouldn’t be possible to release such a game for the Switch, but surprisingly, Nintendo gave me positive feedback,” said Inti Creates CEO Takuya Aizu (Gal Gun 2). Another unnamed developer said Nintendo’s stance toward more violent and sexual content in games on its console “was passive until now, but that is no longer the right word to describe its stance today.””
    * Why aren’t there more “Mature” games for Nintendo Switch? (Ars technica)

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  • “If you’ve been on your social medias you will probably have seen a lot of people saying #MeToo lately. They are probably women or another marginalised gender. As you can read here it started over 10 years ago but is now trending because of Harvey Weinstein. You might be wondering what you can do to be useful right now. Here are some ideas.”
    * #MeToo – What Men Can Do To Be Useful (Bish Training)
  • “In a tweet to the Rick and Morty account last night (October 13), Pornhub shared the link to new parody ‘Dick and Morty’ along with the caption, “I’m really really really sorry”. The Rick and Morty account, run by the show’s writers and creators, joked: “Not sure if this is canon” … They added: “NSFW/NSFC-137,” – ‘Not Safe For Work’ or ‘Not Safe For C-137’ – referring to the C-137 dimension in which first season of Rick & Morty begins.”
    * Rick and Morty porn parody: how the show’s creators reacted (NME)
  • “A high-stakes legal showdown is brewing for Donald Trump, as a woman who said he groped her has subpoenaed all documents from his campaign pertaining to “any woman alleging that Donald J. Trump touched her inappropriately.” The subpoena — whose contents have not been previously reported — was issued in March but entered into the court file last month. The White House did not respond to a request for comment, nor did Trump’s attorney.”
    * Subpoena Orders Trump To Turn Over Documents From Assault Allegations (BuzzFeed)

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  • “Larry Flynt’s ad in the Sunday edition of The Washington Post is hard to miss. For one, it takes up a full page. And there are no pictures — just bold, all-caps text dominating the top third of the page: “$ 10 MILLION FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE IMPEACHMENT AND REMOVAL FROM OFFICE OF DONALD J. TRUMP.””
    * Have dirt that could impeach Trump? Larry Flynt will pay you $ 10 million. (Washington Post)
  • “Pornhub announced that it is using machine learning and facial recognition to detect over 10,000 porn stars across the site in a bid to make searching for your favorite star or fetish more efficient. So far, it’s scanned 50,000 videos in the last month of beta testing, and Pornhub plans to scan all five million videos currently hosted on the site by early next year.”
    * Facial Recognition for Porn Stars Is a Privacy Nightmare Waiting to Happen (Motherboard)

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I didn’t know I had a small dick until a year ago. I’m 32.

Lots of size talk lately, I thought I'd give it from a guy who's 32, has a small dick and could not give a fuck.

I lost my virginity when I was 18. First a little back story previous to that. I'm circumsized. When I was 12ish, I noticed a lump growing on the side of my penis. I of course was positive that it was cancer and I was disfigured and was going to die. This was before google/internet anonymity/etc. I had ongoing confidence issues throughout my teens. In my mind, this lump was enormous, when in fact it was smaller than a pee and not noticeable to the naked eye, only when feeling around down there. I was friends with a girl for a long time (what the kids today are calling "friendzoned" (which doesn't exist, btw)) and after a year or so of being super close, she eventually got interested in me in that way. We made out (first girl I had kissed even), it was great, ended up fingering her to orgasm, it was everything I hoped for. The next day, it was my turn, I was ready to die, my dick tumor was about to be found out, I stopped her, tearing up, I told her. She said she didn't care, but we'd take it slow. Things went down, afterwards I asked, she said she didn't notice. The point of this part of the story is that I can empathize with the virgins that are terrified of what they're packing and it leading to them not being able to be comfortable with themselves to the point of it crippling their sexual development.

Moving on. It being her first up close and personal time with a penis, she thought it was huge, I didn't know any better, so I agreed that it was, in fact, huge. We dated for a couple of years and then split up. Afterwards, I decided to finally go to a urologist and have my cancer checked out. Turns out it was nothing, it took about 10 minutes to fix and I drove myself home. All that stress, anxiety, self hate for nothing. Then I went to college. My confidence is at an all time high. I'm getting laid left and right. Some one night stands, some week+ long relationships. Some a month, some 6 months. Lots of sex, lots of blow jobs, almost always coming back for more. So, I never once thought of my penis size (besides that I'm a grower, not a shower, so I knew getting naked flaccid was a no go). Move onto age 23, I meet the one. Sex is great, everything's great. No complaints in the bedroom, making her cum was always job 1 (it's not a job, it's the best part, imo). A few years go by, we hit a rough patch and split up for a couple month or two. I sleep with some more girls, all multiple times, all with no complaints. I even go back and sleep with my first girlfriend, who is actually married at the time (I know, I know) to a guy that had a much bigger penis than mine (she told me when they started dating), but it didn't phase me for a second, cause mine worked, I made girls cum, everybody wins.

Fast forward, get back with girl, she becomes wife. Sex is great still. We get divorced a year ago. Back on the horse…I start having sex again, all is well. Been with multiple women since then, not one complaint again, all back for seconds (thirds, etc).

Not until I started browsing /r/sex about 6 months ago did I find out that my 4.5in penis is small. Boy was my face red! All these years, I've been confidently speaking to women, having meaningful (some not so meaningful) relationships, and having great sex and not once did I look down and feel the shame that everybody seems to be trying to force onto me.

I'm not ashamed. It's a part of my body. It will be there until the day I die (hopefully). And it's never going to change (for the better). So it's "small", who gives a rats ass? If any of the women I've slept with have cared, then fuck 'em, as the kids are saying these days "doesn't matter, had sex". If they didn't care, which most women who get themselves in a situation where a penis is about to enter them, don't since they've already gotten to that point, then it does not matter, the hard part's over.

If a woman is shallow enough to care about the size of your dick then all you're missing out on is some sex that does not matter. If you still want to have sex with that person, even though she's superficial enough to rule you out because of your dick size, then you're just as superficial as her for still wanting to fuck someone that is that superficial. What matters is that you find someone who likes you for you, all that other shit works itself out.

Fuck size shaming. It's getting really old and there's seriously no reason for it.

EDIT: I kind of went on a rant there…I guess what my overall point was that dammit dudes, I know it's easier said than done, but just get some confidence. I'm not a generally confident dude, I'm overweight, unemployed, live with my parents, but I forget about all that when I need to. I can't always turn it off, there are days when I hate everything about me, but in the end "nobody cares more about you do than you". You are the only one stopping yourself. Haven't been able to tell that girl that you've been staring at everyday that she's cute? That's on you, seriously, go and tell her. If she doesn't like it, move on, at least you know and you're not just a dude staring and wondering what could be. I'm going to fill this with cliches. It's better to regret something you have done then something you haven't. Everything I just said has nothing to do with the size of your dick, so get over it.

EDIT 2: TL:DR DM:HS

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Is there a site where I can just randomly have cam sex/phone/audio sex with anyone?

Chatroulette is one, I don’t do anything in the site but I do add people. However it’s very strict and the ban itself is very hard to get through, has anyone solved this? (it appears that the site uses java cookies or something like that, resetting the ip doesn’t even do anything nor VPN. I find this perplexing as no one ever brings it up because saying the site comes with immature comments like “oh the dick site?” etc.)

Are there any free sites etc. Where I can just get it on and have some cam sex goin’?

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love my Average Penis

First of all, I’m a little guy. I’m 5’2″ and about 120 lbs soaking wet. I’ve posted on here before about my insecurity over the size of my dick. I have a very average penis that is about 5.5″ long and 4.5″ in circumference. For as long as I can remember, I have been extremely insecure about both my body size, and the size of my penis. I’ve never felt like I would be able to please a woman in bed. Any time I recieved a compliment from my girlfriend, I’ve never been able to believe it because I’ve always been convinced that she was just lying to make me feel better about myself.

There are some harsh truths about being average or below average that guys have to realize. The first thing is that you can’t change the size of your penis. Ok, there are surguries that can be done to increase your size, but the risk:reward ratio just makes it not worth it at all. The second truth of the matter is, if there were an exact clone of you that had a penis that were 7″ long and 6″ in circumference, most girls would choose your more well endowed clone over you. This is just a fact that you have to realize. The thing is that this doesn’t mean that you can’t be an amazing lover. It just means that you have to work a lot harder on the things that you CAN change. Will a girl lie about how good you are in bed to stroke your ego? Yep! You have to realize that the only person that suffers in that situation is HER! How good you are in bed has nothing to do with your size though. It has everything to do with your level of skill at pleasing a woman, and the amount of confidence you have in yourself to do that!

My gf is a truly amazing woman. She is brutally honest with me, and has been throughout our relationship, even when sometimes the truth stings a little bit. I truly feel like if she tells me that I’m the best sex she’s ever had, that she is telling me the truth. When I asked her after we’d only had sex about 4 or 5 times, she actually told me (because I was stupid and asked) that I was only the 3rd best sex she’d ever had. That stung a little, but it made me really want to try to get better. Now, she tells me that I’m the absolute best sex she’s had in her life, and it shows. She’s been with around 20 partners, and since I’m exactly average, it stands to reason that around half of those guys were at least a little bigger than me. She actually told me that one in particular was quite a bit bigger than me. An interesting note is that even though the sex was very good, she never actually had an orgasm with the guy that was significantly more well hung than I. After an entire lifetime of feeling like she was lucky to have ONE orgasm per sexual encounter, and never having had more than one orgasm in an encounter, she now quite frequently has more than one, and sometimes more than three orgasms when we have sex.

The fact is that even if you have a subpar member, you can actually make a woman feel amazing in bed. Sure, there are going to be the size queens who simply need a huge cock to get off. There is nothing you will be able to do for those women, so it is best that if you meet one, you simply part ways. Most women, however, are not size queens, and can be quite easily satisfied with almost any size penis.

For a woman, there is simply so much more to sex than penis in vagina penetration. There is the emotional connection, there is the feeling that a woman gets when she feels like a guy is paying attention to her needs and desires. Women can tell when a man actually cares about pleasing them and when he just cares about getting himself off. The truth of the matter is that if you put in even a small amount of effort into learning what pleases the woman you are with, just the feeling of knowing that this man wants nothing more in the world than for her to get off can be enough to send her over the edge. We less endowed men have a distinct advantage over a large percentage of guys who are well hung. Guys who are well hung tend to think that women can get off just because they have a big dick (I realize this isn’t always the case)! They tend to think that they can just lay there and the girl will love every minute of it. The truth of the matter is that NO guy can just lay there and get a girl off. You have to put forth effort. You have to CARE!

So how do you please a woman if you don’t have a massive member? First of all, you have to learn to love to eat pussy! I mean LOVE to eat pussy! Eat it like it will be your last meal. Devour it! Learn about the clit and pay attention to it. Find her ideal rythm and stick to it. If you are paying attention like I said, you’ll know when you’ve hit the right rythm and pressure! The second thing is learn to use your fingers! Learn about g-spot stimulation. Simultaniously stimulating the g-spot with your fingers while licking the clit is an almost garanteed orgasm. Lastly, you have to fuck her like she wants to be fucked! Fuck her with strength! You can’t just stick your dick in and thrust away! You have to push it in and grind your pelvis against her pelvis. Be strong! Be confident! Forget all of that “fake it till you make it bullshit”! Man up and just be confident! My little ass did it, and so can you! Your sexual ability is in NO way defined by the size of your dick! It is defined by the amount of desire you have to please your mate and the skill with which you do just that! You can have literally any size dick, and if you truly desire to please your partner above all else, and you put as much effort into pleasing her as you do worrying about the size of your dick, she will be putty in your hands! Hell, I don’t even care if I get off at all anymore! All I literally care about is that my girl feels as good as possible! Last night when we had sex, she said, “it is all about you tonight”. The result? She ended up having three orgasms, and because it was all about me, I had two!

I can now rest easy with my average penis knowing that my mission life is to just become as amazing at pleasing a womand as I possibly can! If I do that, I will have an advantage over those who are too hung up on the size of their dick to realize that they can make a woman writhe in extasy without ever putting their dick in her…

TL;DR: Average dick; don’t care!

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Possible doggystyle?

Okay well, I’m considerably new to sex. Me and my girlfriend have only tried missionary so far but i wanna do doggystyle. I’m not that big. My dick is only 5″ when hard. My girlfriend says that its not possible to doggystyle with a dick that size. We tried it before, but i gave up really quickly out of embarrassment. I want to give it another try, is it possible? Thanks

TL;DR: Doggystyle with a 5″ dick?

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So, I broke a mans dick. Now what?

I have been dating this guy for a couple of weeks and decided to take him home after a lovely date. After a few hours of messing around, we ended up having sex. We decided to loaf on the couch for a bit and start another movie. But as usual with new couples, we got a little distracted and Round Two begins. I’m on top and he shifts his weight underneath me. I didn’t anticipate his movement, he slips out and gets jabbed into my pelvis. All of the sudden, I’m flying through the air and he is running into the bathroom screaming. Given this was our first evening having sex, it got pretty awkward quickly. Once he is finally comfortable showing me what happened, it looks like he has a golf ball sized injury to his penis. After a moment, deciding what to do, trying to calm him down, realizing his pain isn’t going away, and googling, “Broken Penis”, we decide to take a trip to the ER. The doctors describe to him that he has a penile fracture. He ended up needing surgery (they pull the skin off the shaft to suture the tear) and about ten stitches. He has been out of work for the last week, on pain meds, and in addition to his physical trauma, is probably mentally traumatized as well. His friend told me I’m the first person he has had sex with in about six years. Really? What? Why me?!?

For the last week, he seems to have mixed feelings regarding my presence around him. Since we have only been seeing each other for such a short time I wasn’t sure to go out of my way to see him at home or to stay away because he is upset/embarrassed/doped up on pain meds. He invited me over to his place a couple of times, we hung out while he literally had ice packs on his dick. I texted and called him yesterday, I haven’t heard from him.

I am honestly really concerned for him, I do like him a lot, and I feel terrible that I did this to him. This is one hell of a way to start a relationship, which I’m not sure either one of us really want anything serious right now. Where do I go from here? I’ve basically backed way off and I’m assuming that if he really wants to talk to me he will find a way.

None of my friends (Of course! Who the hell breaks a dick?!?) have been through this, and I have no idea what is going through his head. It should be mentioned that we work together, so of course everyone knows. It has been an interesting week. My new throwaway account is a current nickname they have been tossing around. My female coworkers think I should, “Own that shit and be proud,” while my male coworkers are either A) terrified of me, B) intrigued by me, or C) just upset that I put someone out of work for a week. There does seem to be an agreement that we both must be kinky as hell (although what we were doing was pretty normal, if you ask me).

All in all, I’m still in the wake of an aftermath of a sexually traumatic experience and I’m not sure where to go from here. Not only do I feel sort of sexually inadequate (although I know this is silly, but it still is a feeling), I’m more concerned what to do with this new guy that I snapped in half. His mom (yeah, I was with her while waiting in the ER) and coworkers have told me that he really likes me, even after all of this. Oh boy.

I know I am not the only one who has dealt with this…. Redditor who broke his penis Another

TL:DR, I broke my new man’s dick, now our relationship is weird and I feel terrible. Help.

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Rep. Weiners Dick, His Hot Wife, And Tweet Cheats

Story breaks May 28 that US Rep. Weiner pressed the wrong buttons sending dick pics. Like all n00bs (especially politicians), he cries “hacked” and the whole fucking two hundred million women online that get nonconsensual dick pics from guys with .gov and @microsoft addresses every day and everyone that remembers The Craigslist Experiment roll our […]

Pretty sure my friend has THE WORST sex (horror) story imaginable.

Let me first paint a picture for you of an old buddy of mine from high school. He was never the brightest bulb in the box – one time he couldn’t spell the name of his own street (which is sad considering it was Spruce street). He was the type who always used the wrong words for everything and had a hard time understanding things. He dropped out of high school in the eleventh grade (but has since gotten his GED) and worked at a gas station, living with his parents for a few good years. Despite his intellectual shortcomings, he’s one of the sweetest, most earnest guys you can imagine. He would never hurt a fly, even if you paid him. He was also fairly nice to females – wasn’t into playing games or anything like that. Also, he’s good-looking. What this goes to show is that,

1) Despite his shortcomings, he gets a fair amount of pussy, and

2) He totally didn’t deserve this.

So back in 2009, he had met a girl at a concert at our local college. They talked on Facebook and texted for awhile before she finally came over, clearly with the intent of hooking up. After the initial make-out, she put the breaks on and told him that she was a virgin, and wasn’t sure if she was ready to make that “emotional” jump with a guy she barely knew. Hilariously, he was ready to back down right there, until she suggested sticking it in her pooper. Good for you, girl!

I guess he figured because she so readily offered her rectum to him that she was some sort of anal veteran. Unfortunately, she wasn’t. After the initial struggle to even get it in, she asked him to pull out because it hurt, and unceremoniously splattered shit all over his dick. Needless to say, he was freaked out and ran to clean off, while she ran out of his house, humiliated.

But wait. It gets worse.

Being the nice guy that he was, my friend assured her that it wasn’t a big deal. They reconciled and she came over a few days later. Predictably, things once again became hot and heavy. He didn’t pressure her to do anything, but she offered him oral sex. Really, it was the least she could do after shitting all over his dick. Unfortunately, it would seem that she wasn’t the most experienced at giving head either, because the first thing she did was attempt to gobble his whole dick. It hit her gag reflex, and she puked all over the poor guy’s pubic region.

But wait, it still gets worse.

In the piece du resistance, she (naturally) ran out of his house screaming again. He was just weirded out at this point. While he was showering the ickies away, he heard a knock on his door. He opened and saw his lady love with her car halfway down his driveway. She sheepishly asked, “You don’t have a cat, do you?”

Yes, she ran over his cat. After shitting on his dick and puking all over his balls.

I wish I could offer some kind of proof of this. All you have is my word that a twenty-one-year-old guy would never willingly lie about something like this.

Awesomely enough, he tried several times after that to call her, but she just totally ignored him. He also took the fall for her killing the cat and told his parents that he did it.

TL;DR: Bad things happen to good people. Like someone will poop and puke all over you, then kill your pet.

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Advice To My 15 Year Old Self

Vaginas self-lubricate dude, I know it’s weird but PLEASE don’t put conditioner on your dick in front of you-know-who and then when she asks what your doing don’t say that you use it with every girl you get with.

Your not going to lose your virginity that day, in fact, she’s going to tell everyone immediately after and the nickname “head, shoulders and dick” will follow you the rest of your life.

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Who enjoys being a slut? Serious question. I think its awesome.

I love any woman that can honestly stand up and say what she likes. Some guy recently yelled at a girl in a bar and said she likes sucking dick. She loudly yelled back… “I sure do love sucking dick.” I love it when a woman can do this.

Who here is a slut and fucking loves it? It’s not a bad thing if your ok with it.

Slut – Someone who enjoys free love. Someone who loves having sex as much as they want. That could be a lot or a little but still enjoys it as much as they possibly want it and isn’t inhibited in the want or desire to obtain it.

Sure some may say that having lots of sex with who knows who is bad. Society dictates many things and they aren’t always true. Some hate gay people. Some hate Christians or Atheists (I will capitalize that as I feel all religions should have that respect as it is an opinion that drives a person.) I am a white person and I laugh when I am called a cracker. I always respond with: Hell yea I’m a saltine cracker. They are just labels. Embrace it.

EDITING: Clarification and spelling.

EDIT 2: There is some great words of wisdom from actual women here in this thread. Look for them.

EDIT 3: Going out to party. Hope to find me some sluts with this pimpin costume.

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Hot Starlet Chanel Preston is a sexy 5ft 8in babe with a dick swallowing pussy. She fucks the machines deep, hard and fast in her debut machine shag.

Chanel Preston is fast tracking her way to porn stardom and our very own FuckingMachines Hall of Fame. She saunters into a redneck bar, slugs a shot and fucks her afternoon away with The Mamba and Fuckzilla – the giant robot aptly named for his size and fucking prowess.
Chanel surprises us with her genuine desire to fuck the machines and her dick swallowing skills which have her burying the thick, 8 inch dicks to the base.
If you saw this LIVE show, you will know that Chanel promised us a crack at her ass when she comes back and you can bet your balls, we’ll be taking her up on that offer!