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His mother, Raylene, is tired of his masturbation getting in the way of family life, and he gets her assistants to sit with them for the intervention. However, the intervention never happens.Downstairs, Cody Love tries to get Raylene to relax with a back rub. One thing leads to the next, and they start scissoring. Sadly, the gritty Intervention-style camera displays weak resolution, and the delicate intricacies of labial smooshing are lost to the viewer. Meanwhile, Gamble is in his room with another one of Raylene's aides, Briana Blair. Blair tells Gamble he has a "huge problem," but Gamble only heard "huge cock" so he unzips his fly. Gamble fucks her with strange intimacy, often clutching her body to his, before he crudely busts on her face. He's cured! Except now Blair is stuck with him.True to its name, "This Ain't Intervention XXX" has few intervention scenes. 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Sasha Grey is a very pretty girl...with a very filthy mouth. We've often wondered where her dirty thoughts come from—and, um, if she'd be able to give us a few pointers.As luck would have it, Sasha was more than willing to sit down with us and offer some insight on what motivates her to say such filthy things—and what civilians like us should know before calling a partner a filthy, worthless gutterwhore. Click through the gallery to see what Sasha had to say (and to hear some examples of her mouth at work).[At left: Image of Sasha Grey courtesy of New Sensations (nsgalleries.com)] Fleshbot: Have you always been into dirty talk, or is it something you developed an interest in as you became sexually experienced?Sasha Grey: I'd say within the first year I started having sex, I started to enjoy the psychological play that goes with "dirty talk."Did you have to work to get good at talking dirty, or is it more something that came naturally?No, I think you just have to be shameless; that's half of the fulfillment for me.For you, personally, what's the main appeal of dirty talk?It's definitely the psychological war between you and your partner that I enjoy the most. It turns me on and gets my adrenaline rushing.[At left: Video clip from Adam & Eve's "The Five" (gamelink.com)] Are you very vocal in your off set sex life as well, or is it more something you do for the camera?Yes, very!Do you ever plan out things to say ahead of time, or is it mostly spur of the moment?In the past I have on camera. I've prepared things to say based on who I am working with and who the director is...it builds up the anticipation and excitement.Any tips for people looking to try dirty talk at home?If you and/or your partner feel intimidated, talk about it before hand. The great part about dirty talk is expressing improvised fantasies: you can talk about kinky things you may never do, or call your partner some very cruel things. But it's vital to establish that it's only fantasy, and you don't think your husband or boyfriend is a come guzzling fag....oh did I say too much?![At left: Video clip from Digital Playground's "Jack's Teen America #22" (digitalplayground.com)]
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