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Our friends at Front sure know how to find them (and by "them" we mean "hot girls."). Say hello to Julia Underwood: she's 22, lives in Southampton, and has a thing for Gordon Ramsay. (Who doesn't?) More »
Someone once said that "to teach is to touch lives forever." Well, over at 2 Girls Teach Sex, lives aren't the only things that Shawna Lenee and Tori Black are touching (if you know what we mean). More »
In light of Heavy Rain's full frontal surprise, we're taking a look at some of the games that have us flicking a different kind of joystick.After all, the violence of video games is well accepted and (more or less) ubiquitous. However, anything sensual or sexual from a major game developer immediately sparks controversy. Does that make the video game playing crowd prudish? Of course not! There are enough user-made nude patches and hacks to cover every console in a flesh-colored haze of jiggly fun. Anyhow, please enjoy our (non-exhaustive) gallery of graphic graphics.· Thumbnail pic via Destructoid (destructoid.com)Tomb RaiderMinutes after Tomb Raider hit the shelves, someone had dreamed up a patch to remove Lara Croft's clothing. Since the dawn of the franchise, Eidos has been hunting down the "Nude Raider" patch in an attempt to keep their heroine's grave-robbing dignity intact. Sorry, Eidos. Nothing gets in the way of our love affair with Lara.· Above, Ms. Croft in Tomb Raider II (opensorcery.net). Below, her better-rendered boobs in Tomb Raider Anniversary (tomb-raider-anniversary.com) Half-Life 2Tired of actionless, plot-developing cutscenes? Throw some nudity in there! Code crafters made a nude patch (surprise!) for Half-Life 2 that strips the sexy Alyx Vance of her sweatshirt. After all, since the dreaded Combine have a suppression field that diminishes the urge to procreate, no one will mind Alyx's liberation. But when you're trying to save the world from a mess of evil transdimensional beings, it's nice to be visually certain who the humans are.· Alyx Nude Patch (sexyandfunny.com)God of WarAs far as we know, every game in the God of War series has a hidden minigame where Kratos gets to bed multiple ancient hotties at once. You seldom get to see any goods—and you never see the actual act—but the noises are good enough that we don't even mind. We're happy the developers take the time to put these in (although they cut corners with the whole fighting grunts = fucking grunts tactic), but we're worried that some players are going to think of sex as a series of quicktime button commands.· Watch the clip at God of War II Sex Minigame (gametrailers.com)Grand Theft Auto: San AndreasNo video game sex list would be complete without brief mention of the Hot Coffee scandal that had parents and politicians foaming at the mouth. In case you hadn't heard, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas had a hidden bit of code that—with the right hack—allowed players to complete a successful date with a sex minigame. It was slightly more difficult (and far more explicit) than the clandestine sex in God of War, but all in all, overblown. If you want to see it, it's over here.· Hot Coffee (spike.com)BMX XXXAre you surprised that a video game with XXX in its title has nudity? Not only do you get boobie BMX babes, but you also get a series of random, live-action striptease videos from a nightclub called Scores. It's not like we need our nudity to make sense, but some context would be nice. Then again, we've tried a lot of different ways to get people naked, but we have yet to try undressing girls with the power of BMX.· IGN: BMX XXX (cube.ign.com) Indigo Prophecy (also known as) FahrenheitOn the eve of the final battle with the Clans (whatever that means), Carla and Lucas share a romantic love scene that requires no mods or patches on the part of the pervy gaming community. It's just a healthy, anxiety ridding expression of two individuals' affection for each other. How do we know it's healthy? Easy! Their Mental Health meters go up (note: Carla seems to have a better time than Lucas).· Romantic Scene from Indigo Prophecy (youtube.com)Max Payne 2We feel for Max Payne, we really do. Crazed drug addicts murdered his family, all of his allies are being paid to kill him, and he's stuck in a graphic novel for most of his life. It's a good thing his love interest, Mona, takes over for a few levels. It's an even better thing that someone designed a nude skin to take advantage of Mona's breast physics. More bullet time, please!· Watch the video at NSFW Nude Mona (gametrailers.com) The Sims 3We remember booting up the original Sims on Windows 98, designing a family, and waiting for the lady of our sim-mansion to take a shower so we could pause the game, enter a ton of cheat codes, and sell the shower while she was in it, thus revealing the naked washing animation in all it's curvy glory. Fortunately, the process seems to be easier with subsequent games of The Sims. Still, we hope you like your women like Barbie dolls.· Sims 3 sex - depravity uncensored (youtube.com) No More Heroes 2Ah yes, there's nothing like a save glitch to make you question the intentions of game developers. In the previous game, Travis spared Shinobu's life. Now she wants to assist him, and she refers to him as "Master." He turns down her advances because he claims to feel like "a pervy teacher in a porn." We generally don't have a problem feeling that way.· NO MORE HEROES 2 Shinobu save glitch (youtube.com)SaboteurWhen you purchase a copy of The Saboteur, you receive a golden ticket with a special code that liberates every pastie-covered nipple in the game (and believe us, there are quite a few). So when you need a break from liberating Paris from the Nazis, head on over to the brothel for a little burlesque show. You certainly won't be disappointed.· Watch the clip at The Saboteur's naked, saucy, boob-filled dancing (destructoid.com)
Well, sort of, anyway—you can have avatar sex with Raven Alexis. But if we learned anything from that James Cameron movie with all the blue people, avatar sex is practically as good as the real thing!How is this possible, you ask? Well, first of all, with computers (duh). But second of all: Digital Playground has partnered with Utherverse to create their very own virtual universe, populated by Digital Playground stars (and the fans who love them). The virtual space is being kicked off this Friday, March 4, with a fabulous launch party and screening of "Raven Alexis No Love Lost."And that's where the whole banging Raven Alexis part comes in. For a small fee, you—yes, you!—could be rubbing pixels with the geek goddess, exploring pathways of pleasure heretofore unknown to man (or at least you).And this is just the beginning, people: as DP's Utherverse evolves, there'll be many more opportunities for (virtual) interaction with the DP girls. Ooh, imagine the possibilities.· Digital Playground VWW (utherverse.com, via avn.com)· Image of Raven Alexis courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
When it comes to nailing the hottest women on the planet so hard that their insides sometimes literally swell up and fall out, only one name springs to mind. Obviously, Erik Everhard genuinely enjoys his work.Even when he's just playing around, he's still killing it in real time plus. This week he brings back his white hot series, "Sport Fucking," with volume six cruising to an adult media outlet near you. Starring beautiful young harlots Rachel Starr, Andy San Dimas, Mallory Rae, Lacy Cruz, Olivia Alize, and Brittany Miller; it's a tribute to girls who really know how to take a serious pounding up their tight pink twats from guys with massive oversized sex organs. There's simply is no debating that point.Super sexy starlet Andy San Dimas just keeps luring us deeper and deeper in with her charms. Every time we see her taking a great session, we fall just a little further in love with this slutty, tattoo-smeared angel. Erik personally sees to it that this dirty diva gets the proper kind of scratch to her irrepressible itch. Afterwords, she just looks demolished...but thoroughly satisfied.Brittany decides she has to have all of James Deen up her sizzling hot snatch—so naturally, he fucks her. What's he supposed to do? What would you do? It's not like he wasn't feeling it. He's just taking care of business the only way a young, award winning male sex worker knows how, cock first! Brittany almost second guesses her decision once he drops his drawers and drills all twelve inches of kosher cockmeat into her tiny pink taco, but once she starts cumming her brains out that all changes. All's well that ends well.But that's not all! Toni Ribas plows Lacy Cruz until she squirts fountains of nasty nympho nectar all over him. Rachel takes on Erik and loses, but wins. Olivia plays an officer (yawn) but wakes up back up with some sexy ass shenanigans.If we had to pick just one scene that spun us out, it would have to be tight teen sensation Mallory, who seems to be able to take any amount of punishment and still beg for more. She just wears her lovers out. Fuck, she's a sexy bitch!"Sport Fucking 6" is from Erik Everhard and Jules Jordan Video. It should hit streets right about now. Check out this sample gallery, and when you recover, go get the rest. You are very welcome.Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Brittany Miller and James DeenBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Brittany Miller and James DeenBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Brittany Miller and James DeenBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Brittany Miller and James DeenBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Lacy Cruz and Toni RibasBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Lacy Cruz and Toni RibasBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Lacy Cruz and Toni RibasBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Mallory RaeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Mallory RaeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Mallory RaeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Mallory RaeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Rachel Starr and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Rachel Starr and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Rachel Starr and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Rachel Starr and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)
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Sure, "Whore-Chata!" is easily the best name for a porn film we've ever heard, but does the talent live up to the title?Whore-chataStudio: Adult Source MediaDirector: Barret BladeCast: Sativa Rose, Brodi Kennedy, Kathleen Kruz, Jennifer Luv, Kat, Nick ManningPretty Peruvian Jennifer Luv gets the show started with a little striptease/interview. You know, the camera guy spares no segue getting from "Where are your parents from?" to "Let me stick this glass dildo in you." Fortunately, Nick Manning swaggers in at that exact moment and shoves his dick in Luv's mouth. Spit dripping off his cock, he spreads her on the fuschia leather couch and fucks her slow and hard, slapping her ass like Pete Townsend doing the windmill.Kathleen Kruz calls herself "Hispanic" and doesn't care to reveal a more detailed ethnic background. But if her history isn't transparent, her fishnet shirt is (what's with all the fishnet?). And her boy toy (none of the male talent is credited) certainly doesn't care about ethnicity; Kruz fluently speaks the international language of cock sucking. The positions never get more daring than slow, somewhat blasé spooning on the yellow leather couch (what's with all these couches?). The strokes never get too fast or deep, and before you know it, he's popped on her face.Want to know how to say "I'll suck your cock" in Spanish? We can't tell you, but Kat can. Kat looks extremely small sitting on her man's lap, and her hot pink braces make her appear scandalously young (if not barely legal). Braces or not, she deepthroats that enormous cock with wild abandon. She keeps at least one hand on her clit at all times, rubbing and revving the little nub to ecstasy every two minutes or so. The guy can barely keep up with all her bubbly joy.Brodi Kennedy takes a very serious approach to her interview: she answers simply and earnestly, takes her corset off with precise gestures, and doesn't mention the disturbing chill of the cold glass dildo. Her poshness melts away with she gets with her man (who looks like the guy from Smash Mouth); as soon as he sticks his head between her legs, she starts whimpering and begging for more. By the time he's ready to pop, she's slid her hot ass all over the yellow leather armchair.Finally we get to Sativa. You know she's the star of the show because Blade fucks her with a fancy steel dildo instead of a glass one. Sativa's oral skills are incomparable. They're so fine, we even get a little POV time just to emphasize her sucking supremacy. Her man graciously spends ten minutes returning the favor, working Sativa into a horny froth. Truth be told, the sucking is better than the fucking, which just comes off as clumsy and improperly angled.These five young women are all fabulously gorgeous and talented, but it feels like Barret Blade didn't give them the attention they deserve. All he contributes to "Whore-Chata!" are endorsements for Phallix, the people who make the glass dildos. And when he drowsily says something like, "I tell ya, Phallix has done it again," it just makes the whole thing seem cheap. If you're going to have product placement in porn, it might as well be for fancy dildos. Still, it's the one constant thing in the interviews, and the girls unanimously take issue with the products (they're too cold, not lubed up enough, oddly shaped), so it just seems like a waste of time.Annoying director aside, the sweet storm of Latina sugar makes "Whore-Chata!" worth watching. This is one DVD you can proudly display on your shelf (we really do love that name!).· Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)* * * * *Previously: Only The Best Porn Titles, Only The Best PornstarsBuy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)
