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Well, well: it seems Purple Magazine has more hot pics than Playboy (not that that's saying much these days). First we had Lindsay Lohan, then full frontal Freja. Now we've got Terry Richardson and his hot naked model friends.(Although, seriously, aren't all of Terry Richardson's friends hot naked models?)Well, the only thing to do now is figure out where, exactly, Purple is sold...it'd be a crime if we managed to the next issue.· New York Portraits by Terry Richardson (nebulasnudecelebs.blogspot.com)
Ever wonder how the love child of Aldous Huxley and Neal Stephenson would incorporate Barbarella's unlimited orgasmic potential into epic stories and thaumatophilic explorations? Yes or no, you should check out Erotic Mad Science.Fresh off the blog roll at Indie Nudes, Erotic Mad Science is as invigorating as a cyberpunk penis pump. Most of the posts seem to be justifications of tropes and themes present in his screenplay-style story series (which are certainly worth reading), and, to be honest, there's less visual nudity compared to some other blogs we've plugged, but don't let that discourage you.If your genitals and brain are in equally good working condition, you will enjoy Erotic Mad Science. Do you wonder why water is erotic? Or why the Green Fairy from absinthe fame is so damn sexy? Or have you ever wished for a Pygmalion style love affair with a cyborg cleft from your own genetic material? These are questions and desires that deserve to be explored, and Dr. Faustus is just the man for the job.· Erotic Mad Science (eroticmadscience.com)
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No one ever gets to the actual intervention before their problems are solved. Why? Obviously you can't get your dick sucked with the whole family around.This Ain't Intervention XXXStudio: Hustler VideoDirector: Slain WayneCast: Britney Amber, Kagney Linn Karter, Raylene, Cody Love, Briana Blair, Amy Brooke, Seth Gamble, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Jerry, Joey Brass, Brett RockmanWhen you first heard about a porn parody of A&E's Intervention series, what came to mind? Did you envision sex addicts? Naughty rehabilitation techniques? Whatever you thought of is probably more interesting than what Hustler and Slain Wayne dreamed up.Only one (two-part) vignette deals with any sex-related issue, and it's really only about Seth Gamble's chronic masturbation. Gamble is the perfect guy for this; he looks like the bad boy from every mid 1990s sitcom ever. His mother, Raylene, is tired of his masturbation getting in the way of family life, and he gets her assistants to sit with them for the intervention. However, the intervention never happens.Downstairs, Cody Love tries to get Raylene to relax with a back rub. One thing leads to the next, and they start scissoring. Sadly, the gritty Intervention-style camera displays weak resolution, and the delicate intricacies of labial smooshing are lost to the viewer. Meanwhile, Gamble is in his room with another one of Raylene's aides, Briana Blair. Blair tells Gamble he has a "huge problem," but Gamble only heard "huge cock" so he unzips his fly. Gamble fucks her with strange intimacy, often clutching her body to his, before he crudely busts on her face. He's cured! Except now Blair is stuck with him.True to its name, "This Ain't Intervention XXX" has few intervention scenes. Brett Rockman and Amy Brooke were waiting for the family to show up and talk about Brooke's gambling addiction, but a friendly game of poker became strip poker, became blowjob poker, and finally became threesome-with-sloppy-facefucking-and-anal poker when Joey Brass walked in. It's simultaneously the most daring and the most boring scene in the film, as Brooke's monotone moans color her fucking the same drab beige as the hotel room. At least her gambling addiction gets cured.The star-studded vignette about hoarding features Britney Amber as a pack rat, Kagney Linn Karter as her friend, and Jerry as some French professor who hangs out with them. They actually (briefly) have an intervention, but Karter gets frustrated and storms off followed by Jerry. Like any good, sensitive intellectual would, Jerry goes straight to eating Karter's pussy, and then flips the script with an intense bit of throatfucking that leaves her forehead covered in spit. 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In light of Heavy Rain's full frontal surprise, we're taking a look at some of the games that have us flicking a different kind of joystick.After all, the violence of video games is well accepted and (more or less) ubiquitous. However, anything sensual or sexual from a major game developer immediately sparks controversy. Does that make the video game playing crowd prudish? Of course not! There are enough user-made nude patches and hacks to cover every console in a flesh-colored haze of jiggly fun. Anyhow, please enjoy our (non-exhaustive) gallery of graphic graphics.· Thumbnail pic via Destructoid (destructoid.com)Tomb RaiderMinutes after Tomb Raider hit the shelves, someone had dreamed up a patch to remove Lara Croft's clothing. Since the dawn of the franchise, Eidos has been hunting down the "Nude Raider" patch in an attempt to keep their heroine's grave-robbing dignity intact. Sorry, Eidos. 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