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And to think, we never thought we'd live to see the day when NPR would utter the name Kink.com. How wrong we were!As part of a series on the history of the internet, All Things Considered has taken a look at the ways that adult entertainment has shaped the progress of the internet at large—with Kink.com's Peter Acworth along for the ride as a guest expert.· Thank Sex For Making The Internet Hot (npr.org)· Thumbnail star: Old school Stoya browses the internet (twitter.com)
70s era nunsploitation movies weren't just hot 'n heavy wimple rippers—they were also pretty much based in reality. Yes, medieval nuns were pretty freaky. (viceland.com)
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A look back at the week that was...· Heavy Rain was revealed to have a very naked Easter egg. Not like it was the first videogame to incorporate boobs.· "She's Gonna Blow"—but with action like this, who isn't?· Julia Mancuso: you've just won an Olympic medal. What are you going to do now? Show us your bra? Well, okay then.· How did Sasha Grey get so good at talking dirty? Why not ask her yourself?· Christina Hendricks may not do TV nudity...but she gets close.· "The Big Lebowski XXX" has a high standard to live up to...but it might just succeed.· Topanga Fox, where have you been all our life? In Michigan?· And who could forget Lucy Lawless in a bath?
Sasha Grey is a very pretty girl...with a very filthy mouth. We've often wondered where her dirty thoughts come from—and, um, if she'd be able to give us a few pointers.As luck would have it, Sasha was more than willing to sit down with us and offer some insight on what motivates her to say such filthy things—and what civilians like us should know before calling a partner a filthy, worthless gutterwhore. Click through the gallery to see what Sasha had to say (and to hear some examples of her mouth at work).[At left: Image of Sasha Grey courtesy of New Sensations (nsgalleries.com)] Fleshbot: Have you always been into dirty talk, or is it something you developed an interest in as you became sexually experienced?Sasha Grey: I'd say within the first year I started having sex, I started to enjoy the psychological play that goes with "dirty talk."Did you have to work to get good at talking dirty, or is it more something that came naturally?No, I think you just have to be shameless; that's half of the fulfillment for me.For you, personally, what's the main appeal of dirty talk?It's definitely the psychological war between you and your partner that I enjoy the most. It turns me on and gets my adrenaline rushing.[At left: Video clip from Adam & Eve's "The Five" (gamelink.com)] Are you very vocal in your off set sex life as well, or is it more something you do for the camera?Yes, very!Do you ever plan out things to say ahead of time, or is it mostly spur of the moment?In the past I have on camera. I've prepared things to say based on who I am working with and who the director is...it builds up the anticipation and excitement.Any tips for people looking to try dirty talk at home?If you and/or your partner feel intimidated, talk about it before hand. The great part about dirty talk is expressing improvised fantasies: you can talk about kinky things you may never do, or call your partner some very cruel things. But it's vital to establish that it's only fantasy, and you don't think your husband or boyfriend is a come guzzling fag....oh did I say too much?![At left: Video clip from Digital Playground's "Jack's Teen America #22" (digitalplayground.com)]
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In light of Heavy Rain's full frontal surprise, we're taking a look at some of the games that have us flicking a different kind of joystick.After all, the violence of video games is well accepted and (more or less) ubiquitous. However, anything sensual or sexual from a major game developer immediately sparks controversy. Does that make the video game playing crowd prudish? Of course not! There are enough user-made nude patches and hacks to cover every console in a flesh-colored haze of jiggly fun. Anyhow, please enjoy our (non-exhaustive) gallery of graphic graphics.· Thumbnail pic via Destructoid (destructoid.com)Tomb RaiderMinutes after Tomb Raider hit the shelves, someone had dreamed up a patch to remove Lara Croft's clothing. Since the dawn of the franchise, Eidos has been hunting down the "Nude Raider" patch in an attempt to keep their heroine's grave-robbing dignity intact. Sorry, Eidos. 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Well, sort of, anyway—you can have avatar sex with Raven Alexis. But if we learned anything from that James Cameron movie with all the blue people, avatar sex is practically as good as the real thing!How is this possible, you ask? Well, first of all, with computers (duh). But second of all: Digital Playground has partnered with Utherverse to create their very own virtual universe, populated by Digital Playground stars (and the fans who love them). The virtual space is being kicked off this Friday, March 4, with a fabulous launch party and screening of "Raven Alexis No Love Lost."And that's where the whole banging Raven Alexis part comes in. For a small fee, you—yes, you!—could be rubbing pixels with the geek goddess, exploring pathways of pleasure heretofore unknown to man (or at least you).And this is just the beginning, people: as DP's Utherverse evolves, there'll be many more opportunities for (virtual) interaction with the DP girls. Ooh, imagine the possibilities.· Digital Playground VWW (utherverse.com, via avn.com)· Image of Raven Alexis courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
When it comes to nailing the hottest women on the planet so hard that their insides sometimes literally swell up and fall out, only one name springs to mind. Obviously, Erik Everhard genuinely enjoys his work.Even when he's just playing around, he's still killing it in real time plus. This week he brings back his white hot series, "Sport Fucking," with volume six cruising to an adult media outlet near you. Starring beautiful young harlots Rachel Starr, Andy San Dimas, Mallory Rae, Lacy Cruz, Olivia Alize, and Brittany Miller; it's a tribute to girls who really know how to take a serious pounding up their tight pink twats from guys with massive oversized sex organs. There's simply is no debating that point.Super sexy starlet Andy San Dimas just keeps luring us deeper and deeper in with her charms. Every time we see her taking a great session, we fall just a little further in love with this slutty, tattoo-smeared angel. Erik personally sees to it that this dirty diva gets the proper kind of scratch to her irrepressible itch. Afterwords, she just looks demolished...but thoroughly satisfied.Brittany decides she has to have all of James Deen up her sizzling hot snatch—so naturally, he fucks her. What's he supposed to do? What would you do? It's not like he wasn't feeling it. He's just taking care of business the only way a young, award winning male sex worker knows how, cock first! Brittany almost second guesses her decision once he drops his drawers and drills all twelve inches of kosher cockmeat into her tiny pink taco, but once she starts cumming her brains out that all changes. All's well that ends well.But that's not all! Toni Ribas plows Lacy Cruz until she squirts fountains of nasty nympho nectar all over him. Rachel takes on Erik and loses, but wins. Olivia plays an officer (yawn) but wakes up back up with some sexy ass shenanigans.If we had to pick just one scene that spun us out, it would have to be tight teen sensation Mallory, who seems to be able to take any amount of punishment and still beg for more. She just wears her lovers out. Fuck, she's a sexy bitch!"Sport Fucking 6" is from Erik Everhard and Jules Jordan Video. It should hit streets right about now. Check out this sample gallery, and when you recover, go get the rest. You are very welcome.Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Brittany Miller and James DeenBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Brittany Miller and James DeenBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Brittany Miller and James DeenBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Brittany Miller and James DeenBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Lacy Cruz and Toni RibasBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Lacy Cruz and Toni RibasBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Lacy Cruz and Toni RibasBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Mallory RaeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Mallory RaeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Mallory RaeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Mallory RaeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Rachel Starr and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Rachel Starr and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Rachel Starr and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Rachel Starr and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)
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Handblown glass: it's beautiful, stunning—and, as I learned today, surprisingly fun to put in your ass.Having gone the glass dildo route before, I was not that surprised to see a solid glass butt plug in my review pile. Nevertheless, I was not convinced at first glance that the Simply Blown plug was the plug for me.Yes, it's a beautiful toy (not to brag, but mine's even prettier than the one in the picture), but beauty alone does not a fine sex toy make. The Simply Blown plug seemed, well, small—and it's narrow profile had me worried that it might slip out at any given opportunity.Of course, I know better than to judge a book by its cover, so I set my doubts aside and, ahem, placed the plug where the sun don't shine. And in the process, I got a very pleasant surprise.Firstly: yes, the plug is a bit small, but that works in its favor. Because of its small size, I was able to insert the toy with almost no prep on (or in) my end. But once inside, it didn't feel all that small. The hard glass gave the toy a substantial feel—and small though it may have been, I was definitely aware of it (in the best possible way).Secondly: contrary to my expectations, the toy did not slide out! I'm not sure what sort of voodoo was at work, but I was easily able to walk around, stand up, and sit down without the slightest hint of slippage. Quite the masterful accomplishment, if you ask me.Ravenous butt sluts may still crave something bigger, but first timers and anal appreciators alike will no doubt enjoy adding this lovely bit of glass to their collection. I know I'm glad it's there.· Buy the Simply Blown Plug (babeland.com)
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"Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" is the eleventh installment in Vivid-Ed's "Expert Guide" series, its first advanced guide, and a dramatic departure from anything else that Vivid-Ed has done. And it's pretty fucking fabulous.Studio: VividDirector: Tristan TaorminoCast: Adrianna Nicole, Charley Chase, Satine Phoenix, Evan Stone, Christian, and Danny Wylde; with special appearances by Bobbi Starr, Mr. Marcus, Marie Luv, Mark Davis, Chayse Evans, James Deen, and Jandi LinIn her previous expert guides, Tristan followed a tried and true format. Each DVD opened with an educational lecture, in which Tristan or one of her friends talked viewers through the topic at hand (usually with a little, ahem, hands-on demonstration). After the lecture, the essential points were hammered home through a few hardcore scenes, which demonstrated the techniques and tips from the lecture (with some voiceovers and pop ups to make sure the message got across)."Advanced Fellatio" does not follow that format.True, it does open with Tristan talking; but rather than giving us twenty minutes of lecture plus three annotated scenes, the feature combines the porn and education more fluidly, illustrating Tristan's talking points with short clips of porn performers in action (as well as with pornstar testimonials). It's a great structure, and it works really, really well. Rather than making us wait to see techniques in action, Tristan immediately shows us what she's talking about (and offers us enough time to, ahem, really savor the action).At this point, there are no doubt some of you wondering what, exactly, makes a blowjob an advanced blowjob: after the "Expert Guide to Fellatio," what more is there to cover? Well, doubting Dennis, there's quite a lot. Tristan's cadre of cock hungry coquettes lick their lips and handily (mouthily?) execute techniques like deep throating, face fucking, and—for those with a death wish (or a whole lot of upper body strength)—the very daring standing 69. Definitely not techniques to explore on your first trip downtown, but incredibly rewarding for those who manage to master them.After the hour long lecture, the DVD switches tracks, segueing from porny education to just straight up porn. The three scenes we saw spliced into Tristan's lecture are now presented in full, with Charley Chase and Christian, Adriana Nicole and Evan Stone, and Satine Phoenix and Danny Wylde demonstrating just how hot a blowjob can get.Without the voiceover and popups, it's a little bit harder to get an educational message out of the DVDs scenes...but to be honest, we don't think you'll mind. (And if you do, well, just stop the feature at the end of Tristan's lecture, and save the scenes for when you're in a fapping mood.)· Buy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)· Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Adrianna Nicole and Evan StoneBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Adrianna Nicole and Evan StoneBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Adrianna Nicole and Evan StoneBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Adrianna Nicole and Evan StoneBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Charley ChaseBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Charley Chase and ChristianBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Satine Phoenix and Danny WyldeBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Satine Phoenix and Danny WyldeBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Satine Phoenix and Danny WyldeBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)Satine Phoenix and Danny WyldeBuy "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" (gamelink.com)Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)
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When it comes to super MILF action, we know you have choices. Hell, these days it's like a free for all of MILF goodness out there. We got a feeling that you're going to want to see this, though.A few years back, it was all about legal teens. Women were lying about their age trying to hide the fact they felt old at twenty-five. Then, out of the blue, everything just flipped. The average porn consumer began demanding that women with fully matured sexuality fuck for their amusement and a new trend arose. Since then, it's been MILF this and cougar that...blah, blah, blah. It swung the door wide open for a huge group of women who were feeling left out in the cold for about a decade—and they were more than happy to show their appreciation for the extra attention.When a company like Zero Tolerance breaks out an all-star cast of super MILFs, it gets difficulty not to sound like ad copy writing about it. For example, the urge to call this the "mother" of all big tit movie sequels is all but overwhelming, but since we are professionals we'll keep that one to ourselves.Directed by Mick Blue, "Golden Globes 2" features Diamond Foxxx, Puma Swede, Raylene, Tabitha Stevens, and Taylor Wane. That's pretty much game over as far as we are concerned. What more do you want to know?Each and every one of these filthy sluts turns in a superb performance. We could close out their careers on these scenes and say they ended on a high note. It's pretty fucking ridiculous. Don't even get us started."Golden Globes 2" is available now from Zero Tolerance. Snatch up a copy after you check out the pictures they sent us. Good work, Mick Blue. We tip our proverbial hats to you, sir.Taylor Wane and James DeenBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Taylor Wane and James DeenBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Taylor Wane and James DeenBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Taylor Wane and James DeenBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Taylor Wane and James DeenBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Taylor Wane and James DeenBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Tabitha Stevens and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Tabitha Stevens and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Tabitha Stevens and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Tabitha Stevens and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Tabitha Stevens and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)RayleneBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Raylene and Manuel FerraraBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Raylene and Manuel FerraraBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Raylene and Manuel FerraraBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Raylene and Manuel FerraraBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Puma Swede and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Puma Swede and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Puma Swede and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Puma Swede and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Diamond Foxxx and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Diamond Foxxx and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Diamond Foxxx and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Diamond Foxxx and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Diamond Foxxx and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)
The names may be a bit unfamiliar, but everybody loves seeing "Big Boobs" up on the marquee.All Star Big BoobsStudio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: Jules BartCast: Jasmine Black, Jessica Moore, Christina Jolie, Dominno, Sensual Jane, Sharon Pink, Choky Ice, Frank Gun, Mugur, Kamil Klein, James Brossman, Chris HottIn my humble opinion, "All Star Big Boobs" is just like "Fuck My Big Boobs" by Private Media, only a little less exhilarating and with slightly smaller stars. Beyond that, they're pretty much indistinguishable: they're both European-produced , they both have Jessica Moore, Mugur, James Brossman, and (everybody's favorite) Choky Ice, and they both contain a variety of mammoth mammaries—real and fake—perfect for wrapping up cocks.The first vignette—as the flashy, ‘70s style title card tells us—is called "Jasmine Black's anal play time with Mugur." However, Mugur isn't playing around. 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