Whether she's hitting the sheets or the steam room, Marloes Horst has the proper attire for any environment.Remember folks, your cleavage needs to be exposed at all times. You don't want to risk overheating or, you know, not showing off your cleavage.· Marloes Horst UHQ "Myla" S/S 2010 Lingerie & Swimwear Campaign Photo Shoot (nebulasnudecelebs.blogspot.com)
Allie Haze sits naked on a parapet, Porn Valley spread out below her, her legs firmly closed. She regards with horror a two-foot dildo, even as she gently supports its balls and tenderly grips its shaft. Call the Pulitzer Committee!We know that it just takes a striking boxcover image to make the difference between tearing through the cellophane and watching a movie or donating it to the Grooviest Homeless Shelter in All of Los Angeles, and what made "Over Stuffed 10" a keeper was how demure Haze looks with the sun falling across her juicy thighs.I also thought, "She's totally Method in this photograph because Haze is clearly right-handed and she knows that her dominant hand needs to work the frenulum."Her scene involves Haze accidentally taking her mother's suitcase on a trip. The suitcase is filled with implements of vaginal destruction."No, I don't want to talk about it," she tells her mother on the phone.Sadly, Haze does not get totally naked or make it outside in her scene, another reason why Porn Has Again Betrayed Me.But good work on the frenulum, regardless, Allie.· Jerkoff Zone (jerkoffzone.com)· <a href="Buy "Over Stuffed 10" (tlaraw.com)
Well, well: it seems Purple Magazine has more hot pics than Playboy (not that that's saying much these days). First we had Lindsay Lohan, then full frontal Freja. Now we've got Terry Richardson and his hot naked model friends.(Although, seriously, aren't all of Terry Richardson's friends hot naked models?)Well, the only thing to do now is figure out where, exactly, Purple is sold...it'd be a crime if we managed to the next issue.· New York Portraits by Terry Richardson (nebulasnudecelebs.blogspot.com)
Ever wonder how the love child of Aldous Huxley and Neal Stephenson would incorporate Barbarella's unlimited orgasmic potential into epic stories and thaumatophilic explorations? Yes or no, you should check out Erotic Mad Science.Fresh off the blog roll at Indie Nudes, Erotic Mad Science is as invigorating as a cyberpunk penis pump. Most of the posts seem to be justifications of tropes and themes present in his screenplay-style story series (which are certainly worth reading), and, to be honest, there's less visual nudity compared to some other blogs we've plugged, but don't let that discourage you.If your genitals and brain are in equally good working condition, you will enjoy Erotic Mad Science. Do you wonder why water is erotic? Or why the Green Fairy from absinthe fame is so damn sexy? Or have you ever wished for a Pygmalion style love affair with a cyborg cleft from your own genetic material? These are questions and desires that deserve to be explored, and Dr. Faustus is just the man for the job.· Erotic Mad Science (eroticmadscience.com)
May we present the Queen of "Candid Camera," Her Supremest Step (By) Stepper, the Most Comforting of "Three's Company," the Matron of MILFs, the Original Thighmaster: Suzanne Somers. And she's naked! (Surprise.)Did you know that Suzanne Somers first appeared in Playboy in 1980, but the pics were from the '70s? She took some test shots when she was a fledgling actor, and when she hit it big with "Three's Company" they uncovered her photos. Somers was pretty upset, but she forgave them and got naked again. Best reconciliation ever.· Suzanne Somers - PB Magazine - December 1984 x11 (deepatseapictures.blogspot.com)
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And to think, we never thought we'd live to see the day when NPR would utter the name Kink.com. How wrong we were!As part of a series on the history of the internet, All Things Considered has taken a look at the ways that adult entertainment has shaped the progress of the internet at large—with Kink.com's Peter Acworth along for the ride as a guest expert.· Thank Sex For Making The Internet Hot (npr.org)· Thumbnail star: Old school Stoya browses the internet (twitter.com)
Celebrating the efforts of hardworking women everywhere.· Angel Blue (labatidora.net)· Camryn Kiss (.com)· Charo (sensualarousalblog.com)· Cynthia Flowers (worldsex.com)· Edessa (baberoll.com)· Erika Jordan (novoporn.com)· Eva Wyrwal (nuts.co.uk)· Fern (pmates.com)· Jo & Meg (pleasuregirl.net)· Marcel Cartier (dailyniner.com)· Misty Cartier (lettherebeporn.com)· Shira Jones (z0d.com)· Sophia (fineerotics.com)· Stephanie Fink (glamdolls.com)· Teri Harrison (babestare.com)· Viorotica (hottystop.com)And don't forget...· Ariel· Hanna· Renata· Tori Lee· Vendetta, Ariel X, Wenona & Isis Love...and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!*****Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive
As it turns out, Taylor Swift has one of the best upskirt photos of all time. (Of all time!)We were hoping for shiny red undies to match the dress and microphone, but we appreciate the simple look. Although not the most exciting choice, white undies are never really out of fashion. Using outdates memes to write Fleshbot posts, well, that's another story.· Taylor Swift Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)
While most of us New Yorkers were inside, hiding from the snow, Vicki was baring her boobs to the blistering blizzard. She's proven that any season instantly becomes summer when you throw tits in the mix.You may have seen Vicki as a gratuitous nude, but now Driven By Boredom has provided an entire gallery's worth of frigid nipple-y goodness. We can't forget to thank Vicki for her dedication and perseverance and beauty. Thanks again, Vicki. You're officially more hardcore than us.· Many more pics at Vicki Naked In The Snow (drivenbyboredom.com)
No one ever gets to the actual intervention before their problems are solved. Why? Obviously you can't get your dick sucked with the whole family around.This Ain't Intervention XXXStudio: Hustler VideoDirector: Slain WayneCast: Britney Amber, Kagney Linn Karter, Raylene, Cody Love, Briana Blair, Amy Brooke, Seth Gamble, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Jerry, Joey Brass, Brett RockmanWhen you first heard about a porn parody of A&E's Intervention series, what came to mind? Did you envision sex addicts? Naughty rehabilitation techniques? Whatever you thought of is probably more interesting than what Hustler and Slain Wayne dreamed up.Only one (two-part) vignette deals with any sex-related issue, and it's really only about Seth Gamble's chronic masturbation. Gamble is the perfect guy for this; he looks like the bad boy from every mid 1990s sitcom ever. His mother, Raylene, is tired of his masturbation getting in the way of family life, and he gets her assistants to sit with them for the intervention. However, the intervention never happens.Downstairs, Cody Love tries to get Raylene to relax with a back rub. One thing leads to the next, and they start scissoring. Sadly, the gritty Intervention-style camera displays weak resolution, and the delicate intricacies of labial smooshing are lost to the viewer. Meanwhile, Gamble is in his room with another one of Raylene's aides, Briana Blair. Blair tells Gamble he has a "huge problem," but Gamble only heard "huge cock" so he unzips his fly. Gamble fucks her with strange intimacy, often clutching her body to his, before he crudely busts on her face. He's cured! Except now Blair is stuck with him.True to its name, "This Ain't Intervention XXX" has few intervention scenes. Brett Rockman and Amy Brooke were waiting for the family to show up and talk about Brooke's gambling addiction, but a friendly game of poker became strip poker, became blowjob poker, and finally became threesome-with-sloppy-facefucking-and-anal poker when Joey Brass walked in. It's simultaneously the most daring and the most boring scene in the film, as Brooke's monotone moans color her fucking the same drab beige as the hotel room. At least her gambling addiction gets cured.The star-studded vignette about hoarding features Britney Amber as a pack rat, Kagney Linn Karter as her friend, and Jerry as some French professor who hangs out with them. They actually (briefly) have an intervention, but Karter gets frustrated and storms off followed by Jerry. Like any good, sensitive intellectual would, Jerry goes straight to eating Karter's pussy, and then flips the script with an intense bit of throatfucking that leaves her forehead covered in spit. Karter is, as always, a joy to watch, and the oral creampie at the end makes for a refreshing bit of fappable novelty in an otherwise redundant film.Britney Amber tries to steal a tripod from the cameraman, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, and then offers to trade him a blowjob for the equipment. It's a creative excuse to have a bit of POV sucking, but Schwarzenpecker drops the camera within minutes. There's nothing else remarkable about the scene, except the strange sense that Britney Amber looks like every other girl in this film.It's true, every girl in "This Ain't Intervention XXX" (with the exception of Raylene) has blonde hair with dark brown roots and squeaks when fucked. We're not demanding diverse casts for every porn, but this movie greatly suffered from redundancy and lack of creativity.A good parody considers the themes and overarching structures of its subject, and pays attention to the critical pieces of the show. For example, if you're going to poke fun at Intervention, you might want to have a few interventions in your movie. Even if you don't, you can link your fuckfest to the original show by including the counselors, the black title cards, or the joyous post-rehab reunions. Something! Anything! 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Lindsay Lohan wasn't the only gorgeous model featured in Purple Magazine. Freja Beha Erichsen also busted out a black and white study on... herself. She's one of our favorite subjects!She's not as voluptuous as some of the ladies we feature on Fleshbot, but gosh darnit, she's so hot. We're really into the tomboyish look, and Freja always balances her frailty with grace. Of course, full frontal nudity and high heels never hurt.· Freja Beha Erichsen: a study in androgyny (fashionising.com)
In our world, fashion models (usually) wear clothes. Step through the mirror, though, and their clothing disappears! Also, they have weird plastic get ups decorating their faces. We're not really sure what that part's about.· Editorial: Mirror, Mirror (fashioncopiou.typepad.com)