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The season for movie awards has drawn to a close, it's true. But when the Academy's considering who to crown Best Short Film 2011, we hope they recognize the greatness of this performance by India Reynolds, El Wood and Daisy. More »
Allie Haze sits naked on a parapet, Porn Valley spread out below her, her legs firmly closed. She regards with horror a two-foot dildo, even as she gently supports its balls and tenderly grips its shaft. Call the Pulitzer Committee!We know that it just takes a striking boxcover image to make the difference between tearing through the cellophane and watching a movie or donating it to the Grooviest Homeless Shelter in All of Los Angeles, and what made "Over Stuffed 10" a keeper was how demure Haze looks with the sun falling across her juicy thighs.I also thought, "She's totally Method in this photograph because Haze is clearly right-handed and she knows that her dominant hand needs to work the frenulum."Her scene involves Haze accidentally taking her mother's suitcase on a trip. The suitcase is filled with implements of vaginal destruction."No, I don't want to talk about it," she tells her mother on the phone.Sadly, Haze does not get totally naked or make it outside in her scene, another reason why Porn Has Again Betrayed Me.But good work on the frenulum, regardless, Allie.· Jerkoff Zone (jerkoffzone.com)· <a href="Buy "Over Stuffed 10" (tlaraw.com)
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His mother, Raylene, is tired of his masturbation getting in the way of family life, and he gets her assistants to sit with them for the intervention. However, the intervention never happens.Downstairs, Cody Love tries to get Raylene to relax with a back rub. One thing leads to the next, and they start scissoring. Sadly, the gritty Intervention-style camera displays weak resolution, and the delicate intricacies of labial smooshing are lost to the viewer. Meanwhile, Gamble is in his room with another one of Raylene's aides, Briana Blair. Blair tells Gamble he has a "huge problem," but Gamble only heard "huge cock" so he unzips his fly. Gamble fucks her with strange intimacy, often clutching her body to his, before he crudely busts on her face. He's cured! Except now Blair is stuck with him.True to its name, "This Ain't Intervention XXX" has few intervention scenes. Brett Rockman and Amy Brooke were waiting for the family to show up and talk about Brooke's gambling addiction, but a friendly game of poker became strip poker, became blowjob poker, and finally became threesome-with-sloppy-facefucking-and-anal poker when Joey Brass walked in. It's simultaneously the most daring and the most boring scene in the film, as Brooke's monotone moans color her fucking the same drab beige as the hotel room. At least her gambling addiction gets cured.The star-studded vignette about hoarding features Britney Amber as a pack rat, Kagney Linn Karter as her friend, and Jerry as some French professor who hangs out with them. They actually (briefly) have an intervention, but Karter gets frustrated and storms off followed by Jerry. Like any good, sensitive intellectual would, Jerry goes straight to eating Karter's pussy, and then flips the script with an intense bit of throatfucking that leaves her forehead covered in spit. Karter is, as always, a joy to watch, and the oral creampie at the end makes for a refreshing bit of fappable novelty in an otherwise redundant film.Britney Amber tries to steal a tripod from the cameraman, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, and then offers to trade him a blowjob for the equipment. It's a creative excuse to have a bit of POV sucking, but Schwarzenpecker drops the camera within minutes. There's nothing else remarkable about the scene, except the strange sense that Britney Amber looks like every other girl in this film.It's true, every girl in "This Ain't Intervention XXX" (with the exception of Raylene) has blonde hair with dark brown roots and squeaks when fucked. We're not demanding diverse casts for every porn, but this movie greatly suffered from redundancy and lack of creativity.A good parody considers the themes and overarching structures of its subject, and pays attention to the critical pieces of the show. 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Jessica Alba In TroubleErosblog has a longstanding policy of admiration for Jessica Alba and her many fine qualities. Of course, we particularly admired her performance in Sin City. Here’s another shot of her from that movie, this time in a moment of extreme peril, when she’s tied up in the sadistic clutches of the goony guy with the whip and the epic-bad fluorescent complexion: ErosBlog: The Sex Blog
We have very high expectations for New Sensations' "Big Lebowski" parody. After all, it's one of the few porn takeoffs based on an original made when its cast members were alive. That, and it has some pretty inspired casting."The Big Lebowski: A Porn Parody" wrapped filming early this morning at a bowling alley in the north San Fernando Valley with Tom Byron as the Dude, Evan Stone as The Stranger, James Deen as Jesus, veteran porn director Roy Karch as The Big Lebowski himself, and Kimberly Kane as Maude.New Sensations did not disappoint with its "Sex Files: A Dark Parody" and we loved XPlay's "Not Married with Children XXX," but oh, we have been burned more than once by slapdash and cynical pornos that do not pay the proper respect to our pubescent memories of everyone from Loni Anderson to Catherine Bach to Marla Gibbs.We will not abide a bad Dude.Luckily, Byron really ties the movie together as a Dude whose hardcore VHS tapes have been soiled. And we watched awestruck as Byron executed three strikes in a row at 1 this morning. It is hard to convey the joy we felt at the convergence of bowling for free and watching Evie Delatosso throw topless gutterballs while we drank Mountain Dew in non-regulation shoes.Director Lee Roy Myers hopes to have a trailer ready for the Los Angeles Lebowski Fest in April. Informed that people might actually become enraged if the Lebowski porn winds up a rug-pisser like "Flight Attendants," Myers nodded gravely and said, "this is the best thing I've done."· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
You've had sex all over your domicile, and it's starting to get dull. Why not find a new place to have sex? (No, we're not talking about anal.) Let's discuss the ins and outs of screwing in social atmospheres.Before you rush to grab your keys and some condoms, you need to decide what kind of experience you'd like to have, and which of your buttons you'd like to push. For one:How public is public sex? Do you want people to see you, or will your intercourse go incognito? If stealth is your style, how much do you want to risk getting caught? It's best if you and your partner have a clear idea of likes, dislikes, and personal limits.Do you want to play it safe? If your idea of getting out there and strutting your stuff doesn't involve breaking the law, here are some options to consider.Find a Sex Club/Party: The beauty of this situation is that it's simultaneously public and private. People will watch you have sex, but it's in a controlled environment that's safe and peaceful. On the downside, these can be somewhat hard to come by without already being in a fuck-friendly community (like a swinger circle, for example). Also be aware that the people watching you might not live up to the pornographic standards you fantasize about. Real life people will be there.Go to Hungary. This might sound like a long way to go for a zazzier sex life, but hear us out. It's worth it. You know those Public Disgrace galleries we run every now and then? If you're not familiar, take a look. Many of those city sex scenes were filmed in Hungary, where the public sex laws are incredibly lax. We're not saying you have to travel around the world for hardcore BDSM on a busy street, but you could, and you wouldn't be arrested.Close quarters contact? There's a happy medium between bedroom sex and fucking in a field. You can be in a public area, but find a low-traffic spot where people (hopefully) won't stumble upon you and your partner.Take a bathroom break. Your favorite bar just got better! You just go in, lock the door, and go about your business. While this is one of the safest options, you can't take your time. Also, leave the fancy tricks at home. Testing out those new tantric pacing techniques will only extend the line of pissed-off, full-bladdered patrons waiting outside.Call a cab. The only thing better than a backseat romp is getting a citywide tour in the process. If you can, hail an SUV or minivan for extra room to play/a bigger buffer between you and the driver. Disguise your love with simple gestures and articles of clothing: a handjob works well under a coat, your tired partner might want to rest his/her head in your lap. If your cabbie gets the idea, he might be cool with it and let things advance. He's more likely to kick you out, but there are always more taxis.Into the great wide open. If you're the type of person thinks the thrill of getting caught will get you off, or if claustrophobia is a major cockblock, you should try one of the following options. Dress for easy access: skirts with no undies for the ladies, loose but belted pants for gents. Keep in mind that you can't get lost in the moment; these are places where you need to stay alert for authority figures. Be prepared to run at all times.Go see a movie. Classic, right? Choose an unpopular flick, sit in the back of the theater, and wait for the lights to go down. As with the cab, stick to easy access acts like handjobs and blowjobs. If you're watching something like "Tooth Fairy" and the theater is really empty, you might even trying some covert coitus, girl on the lap style. Just don't be obvious. And don't do that penis in the popcorn thing.Take a night stroll in the park. Darkness, shrubbery, and oddly placed benches are your friends, and as long as the park doesn't officially close, you're not overtly breaking laws. Honestly, common sense is king here. Find a spot where you can see people coming before they see you, but don't hunker down in complete darkness. You might find the perfect getaway under the low branches of a tree, and then realize you're standing in a homeless encampment. True stuff.Ride the subway. This will take a lot of planning and crucial timing. Pick a route you're familiar with, find an empty car, and start fucking the minute you head for the next station. If you want to up the ante/get yourself killed, try some doggie style between cars. Really though: don't.Face the facts. Most of these locations and methods require that you either cramp yourself in a small space or stay alert to danger. So be prepared for the fact that you likely won't experience a mind-blowing orgasm, if any at all. Still, give it a try! Get to know your public decency laws, plan an outing with/for a loved one, and fly your freak flag where everyone can (or can't) see it. At the very least, you'll have an interesting story to tell your friends.· Thumbnail stars Princess Donna with Lea Lexis (publicdisgrace.com)
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The names may be a bit unfamiliar, but everybody loves seeing "Big Boobs" up on the marquee.All Star Big BoobsStudio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: Jules BartCast: Jasmine Black, Jessica Moore, Christina Jolie, Dominno, Sensual Jane, Sharon Pink, Choky Ice, Frank Gun, Mugur, Kamil Klein, James Brossman, Chris HottIn my humble opinion, "All Star Big Boobs" is just like "Fuck My Big Boobs" by Private Media, only a little less exhilarating and with slightly smaller stars. Beyond that, they're pretty much indistinguishable: they're both European-produced , they both have Jessica Moore, Mugur, James Brossman, and (everybody's favorite) Choky Ice, and they both contain a variety of mammoth mammaries—real and fake—perfect for wrapping up cocks.The first vignette—as the flashy, ‘70s style title card tells us—is called "Jasmine Black's anal play time with Mugur." However, Mugur isn't playing around. 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It's all very normal. A curious teen looks to a wise elder to help her make sense of her burgeoning womanhood. They fuck, and the rich and poignant female tapestry is laid out for a new generation.Sometimes we fail to remember that porn movies don't film themselves."Teen Mother Fuckers" makes porn look really difficult. And for this reason the cash-strapped business should be grateful, because it labors under the false impression that porn is easy.For example, someone else might have thought to include a reference to motherhood to justify the title. As it is, we are sometimes unsure who is supposed to be the teen in these five uneven scenes and who is supposed to be the older woman. In one scene, the partners look about five years apart.Director Zander chose the weakest scene to begin the movie.If there were any real chemistry between cover models Ashlyn Rae and Victoria Valentina, all those silences would seem fraught with meaning. Instead, they just feel uncomfortable.And this is a blessing in disguise, else we might forget that porn actually needs to be directed in order to be good.In several scenes between beautiful women, we watch as fabulous pornic opportunities are squandered as the camera is jerked around, loses focus, stays on one shot too long, or captures improvised dialogue that is tortuous even by porn standards.I almost shut off the movie after the first scene, but then watched as Francesca Le gave a very inappropriate gynecological exam to Skyla Paige. It was great fun because the assured and predatory Le directed herself into and atop the quivering Paige."That woman is a star!" I cried, stabbing the air with my cigar, the projector flickering behind me.Another scene, with the arch and frank Shayla LaVeaux schooling detention charge Ally Kay, was also seemingly self-directed.As there is no directors' guild or mentoring program in porn, we can only wonder what a Stagliano, Gazzman, or Jules Jordan would have done with this movie. As it is, we are grateful to Francesca Le, as always.· Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)· Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)
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Some people are just addicted to the rush. Like a moth addicted to the flame, they live for that sweet, slow burn, the infatuation of the pretty light's ephemeral dance. Few think to ask, "And then what?"After the initial fire has burned out, out there somewhere past the hot sweaty nights of torrid sex that sear themselves so deep into our memories that they will be there until the day death's icy grip wraps itself around us, calling us back to the dust from whence we sprang, comes the inevitable ennui. Or, as the poets of our age so succinctly put it, the "been there, done that" sets in. Such is the nature of desire, buried deep under our skin, hardwired into our DNA like an immutable curse.Jonathan Morgan is not afraid to ask the question lurking in the back of everyone's mind—what went wrong? Pitting Stormy Daniels against pretty boy Marcus London, porn's original storyteller weaves a fascinating tale about postmodern love that pulls no punches. From the bitter end, he moves backwards offering us glimpse into the erroneous assumptions of our culture's obsession with romantic love, exposing it's true nature for what it really is: a shallow projection of ego laid over the meager skeleton of unbridled lust and a raging endorphin addiction.No, we're just kidding. He just lays out some good sex scenes and the rest takes care of itself.Stormy Daniels writhes in sexy wonder as she and Marcus London have the kind of tryst we all dream we can have with Stormy Daniels if she would sleep with us. Alexis Texas and Anthony Rosano make sweet, sweet love like teenagers from feuding families whose love is forbidden but whose lust is like magic.Then Kagney Linn Karter and Rocco Reed take a turn on love's stage for poor players—out, out brief candle. They might as well be the Brangelina of porn when you are watching them fuck; two of the most beautiful and sexy people of the now engaged in a spirited session that is possessed enough to pass for the real thing.Sascha looks more like Sascha Baron Cohen than a psychiatrist. At least he gets to fuck Stormy.Then, as if Marcus London hasn't been lucky enough for one movie, he gets to burrow deep into the hot pink taco of Female Performer of the Year and full on sex machine Tori Black."What Went Wrong" releases this month from Wicked Pictures. It's not the worst we've ever seen. Check out the stills and see for yourselves, children. Just don't call it love.Stormy Daniels and Marcus LondonBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Stormy Daniels and Marcus LondonBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Stormy Daniels and Marcus LondonBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Stormy Daniels and Marcus LondonBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Alexis Texas and Anthony RosanoBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Alexis Texas and Anthony RosanoBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Alexis Texas and Anthony RosanoBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Alexis Texas and Anthony RosanoBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Kagney Linn Karter and Rocco ReedBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Kagney Linn Karter and Rocco ReedBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Kagney Linn Karter and Rocco ReedBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Kagney Linn Karter and Rocco ReedBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Kagney Linn Karter and Rocco ReedBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Stormy Daniels and SaschaBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Stormy Daniels and SaschaBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Stormy Daniels and SaschaBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Tori Black and Marcus LondonBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Tori Black and Marcus LondonBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Tori Black and Marcus LondonBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
