Friday night

Tonight (Saturday January 21) is Burnlesque, our annual SFSI fundraiser – and awareness-raiser – where we get great DJs, sexy dancers, sex nerds and more together to dance, drink and flirt with you on our friskiest night of the year. SFSI is where for nearly a decade I’ve been volunteering alongside, teaching with and working [...]

Been visiting my ex-roommate (30F) since new years. First night she lets me (23M) sleep downstairs, last night she offers up her bed. I agree, get into bed (kinda tipsy), she says something like don’t tell people I let you sleep in here. So in my mind, for whatever reason, I’m thinking she doesn’t want anything and so I tried nothing.

She just got out of bed, no pants on, I didn’t even know… FML. Either she is just that comfortable with me or I’m an idiot. Anyone own a shotgun so I can shoot myself on the face!?! She even told me she was cold, my answer “I could go get another blanket.”

EDIT: My ultimate conclusion. Should’ve asked to cuddle. Thinking over the events of the night (ex. making a makeshift bed downstairs earlier so we could watch TV since she hadn’t moved in furniture yet) I was in the clear to try for it. Oooo well it’s just my first asian I missed out on

EDIT #2: Alright boys and girls… decided to just text her and just asked her because I really wanted to know! Mystery solved… Though still a very confusing situation, and many interesting points of view in here. http://i.imgur.com/nerLn.jpg

Moral of the story. Women are confusing, and I’m a max level friend.

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The first time I tried a long time ago she knew that she had an odor and was self conscious and made me stop. I will admit it was difficult but I wanted to and would have dealt with it. Up until last Sunday night she would not let me. We have both lost over 100lbs and our eating habits have really changed(her lap-band, me – gastric bypass) and she has lost the odor. She still almost cried when I told her I wanted to(please was asked of course). We both showered since we had scuzzed out over the weekend.

We cuddled and kissed for a little bit and I asked if she was ready. She teared up a little and said, “yes”. So I worked my way down and she seemed to enjoy the first little quick, darting tongue probes. I then tried more of those and humming while putting my mouth over her labia majora and there was no more reaction from before so I looked up and asked – “does the humming do anything”, she smiled and said, “no”. So I did not do that anymore. I used the zig-zag pattern and that garnered a better reaction. I moved away from the clitoris and vaginal opening and kissed all over the place without going to the labia minora and known good zones. I kissed and sucked(and offered a little biting on her inner thighs and then attacked her clitoris again. She came so fast(usually a 10 minute exercise with my fingers(clitoris only) I was not expecting it. She is not a squirter(yet) so I have more work to do. However while I was writing this I was asking her questions about the other night and found out some things – Kissing other places, does nothing for her, clitoris only, we are going to do a 69 soon and the greatest thing I have heard about her sexually in a long time, she played with her own boobs! She tells me she has masturbated before but does not now, which I think should change. She says she is “just fine”, but I think we should do a night where we masturbate watching each other.

Thanks for letting me tell someone. It is kind of difficult to bring up in normal conversation with our friends.

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First time posting on reddit. Go easy on me, ha ha ha. (and its really damn hard to get a username, wtf?)

Last night in the heat of the moment something overcame me and I decided I’m just going to go with the flow and swallow his cum. Usually I just take it out and jack him off but this time I felt more sexy and adventurous.

And boy do I feel silly. There was like no bad taste, no weird feeling nothing. I really dont know why I never tried doing this. I understand this is underwhelming for all the advanced stuff that goes on here but I can’t tell anyone else about these things ha ha ha.

Maybe I can advise other girls out there to just try it once. I know my boyfriend was super-turned on by that. He was thanking me all night and very very grateful. The sensation is definitely different but its like gulping down some medicine or something. Not too bad to be honest. I wish I had done this sooner. Makes clean up so much easier.

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Kara Price lands herself on parole for five years, and it is going to be a very long sentence! Her parole officer takes advantage of her status and comes in any hour of day and night, by himself or with his friends to use and abuse her helpless holes.

Let’s hear those embarrassing moments you hope never leave the bedroom! I’ll start.

So last night the girlfriend and I messing around and enjoying each other’s bodies. At one point she’s sitting on my chest trying to outwrestle me. Well all of a sudden, just as I stare the vagina in it’s glaring eye, it decides to wreck holy vengeance on my face. The lips made a slight curling as if to say “fuck yo couch” and blew a poof of air right into my eye. My girl asks if that was here as if I could be anything else and I was laughing so hard that my cheeks hurt. She couldn’t believe she had done that and was so embarrassed and kept telling me to stop but she only made it worse. The rest of the night, the slightest memory of it sent me into giggle fits.

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Quick question, then some backstory. When should a guy call a girl after a one night stand? I’d love both male and female.responses. And now for my specifics…

So I met a lovely lady last night and one thing led to another and were back at her place. Sex was great, even though the first attempt didn’t lead to orgasm, I was quite drunk and all. She was a petite Asian girl and extremely tight and horny. The next morning we woke up cuddling and had some hot morning sex, this time both of us getting off at the same time. This was followed by a nice 420 sesh & lots of laughs, eventually she drove me to my car. We held hands on the way. We got out, hugged, I said bye and left to get ready for work. Which I was late for.

On my way home she called and just said hi and wanted to chat, which I found amusing… But I was driving so I told her I’d call later. Fast forward all day I caller her around 8pm, we chatted, she had eaten and I was going to get food, she said have a good night, the conversation ended. Prematurely in my opinion.

Sooooo obviously I want to see her again, the question is when do I call? Should I text before calling? Girls, what do you think when guys call, do you ever think its too soon?

Part of me wants to call her tonight, but I think that might look like I just want her for sex.

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Australian director John Hewit knocks another one into the stands, with his latest exercise in nail biting tension, simply titled X. The thriller centers on a call girl working her last night before flying off to her own happily ever after, and a first-night streetwalker brought in at the last minute to fill a client [...]

Okay, so a bit of background. I met my girlfriend about three months ago. We’re both 18. We went on a few dates and hit it off pretty well, then when she graduated, we had sex for the first time at her grad party. It was my first time, but not hers. Many orgasms were had, thanks for the tips sexxit However, the 4th time we had sex, she was on her period and I scratched her while fingering her. It was no big deal, but three days later, when we had sex again, she suddenly yelled “ow” and when I pulled out, the condom was all bloody. She was bleeding so badly that she called an ambulance.

At the hospital they told her the scratch was healing when my penis (I am larger down there) somehow tore it off and caused the bleeding. The doctor gave her 1 month before we had sex again, but that was over 2 months ago. She says her vagina is still scarred, and we’re both afraid of having to take another ambulance ride, so we’ve abstained.

About a week after that though, we were watching some movies at night in her basement, when she started playing with my crotch and eventually gave me a blowjob. I asked her if I could return the favor, but she wouldn’t let me; I understood why though, so I thanked her and gave her a massage to compensate.

This continued for about three weeks, where she would tease me, grinding her butt against me, doing stripteases, biting, ect… and it usually ended with me getting head. However, the last time this happened was 5 weeks ago. Since then, she has teased me every time we hang out, yet has not made a single move in order to “finish the job”. At first I thought she was just building up some suspense, getting me psyched up. I thought she was going to be ready to have sex again, and she was getting both of us ready for it. However, when I asked her about it, she said that she simply did not have a sex drive currently. Understandably, I was a bit disappointing, but I liked this girl for much more then the sex, so I wasn’t too concerned.

The problem is that every time I hang out with her, she still won’t stop teasing me in the afternoon/evening, then once night falls, she simply tells me to “calm down”. She has let me masturbate and cum on her butt and back, but I didn’t feel that much pleasure from it. I hope I’m not a bad person for thinking I would be getting some head, or maybe something more after putting up with a day of teasing, but during every drive home from her house I always feel a mixture of emotions; disappointed that she wouldn’t get me off, remorseful when the pain of what I did to her comes back (She assures me it’s not my fault, but I still feel guilty.) But more recently, I’ve been getting frustrated that she keeps doing this to me, and when I tell her to stop, she thinks I’m just being playful.

I liked the teasing for the first week or two, but now it’s become unbearable. I just got home from another night with her. Before going out, she basically pulled her pants down, and gave me a lap dance in her thong. We went to see a movie, and when we came back to her house, I thought “tonight’s the night, she’s finally better”. But no, another night where she starts touching me, then puts on a movie and tells me that I should “calm down”.

I want to tell her this isn’t okay with me, but how do I go about it without making myself out to be a sexed crazed asshole? I like this girl for more then the sex, but I can’t handle another night of this. I also don’t want to blow up and have a huge fight over it.

TL;DR: Broke my girlfriend’s vagina, haven’t had sex in two months, she keeps teasing me, I get more and more frustrated.

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