Ladies of reddit. This is serious. A man needs your help, to help a woman. I am her husband. Her pussy is in SERIOUS need of a cosmetic makeover. I am the one that has been tasked with bringing her little red snapper back to life cosmetically. Every.single.thing. that most of you have experienced while shaving,waxing,trimming,tweezing etc is happening. The number of ingrown hairs are astonishing as are the acne associated with it, the itchiness and some weird discoloration around the lower outside lips. I have plenty of pictures to post IF I can get REAL help from REAL derpina’s. I realize this post will be trolled to hell but I’d like to think the ladies out here are going to come to my rescue and help me fix my lady up. And yes if requested I will post before and after pics to GW.

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Kink and Sadomasochism come with a load of risks. The list is long enough to make your eyes glaze over. But, I’m not here to trot out the usual suspects. Yes, they’re real and no, you shouldn’t ignore them, but there’s another set of dangers that often go unmentioned. They are intrinsic to kink and [...]

Sometimes I’m sitting at my desk and I run across something online that makes me shoot side-eyes around my office, as if to say to my printer, is this for real? Considering that the printer is mine, we know it has seen some things it probably hopes are not real, or perhaps even wants to [...]

I love my wife with all my heart, but she is terrible in bed. Especially in the oral department. Blowjobs are like my favorite thing on Earth, so I usually go down on her at least twice a week to get her in the mood, she gets off but if she actually goes down on me she complains the whole time and kills the mood. I’ve told her how important it is to me but she still doesn’t put any effort into it. Is it that weird to want good head? is cumming in her mouth only for pornstars or do “real” people do that for their husbands? Maybe I shouldn’t complain but I just want to see if I have real reasons to be upset, or if I’m just being a douchebag

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I’ve had 4 girlfriends, one who hated it and 3 that kinda tolerated it, but none of them were really thrilled about it, no matter how much I seemed to enjoy myself.

Does any real woman actually like it?

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The Village Voice has launched an investigation into the numbers behind Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore‘s anti-child-sex-trafficking campaign, and it turns out trans kids (and literally any underage “outsider” has been lumped into their statistics. “The real issue is that no one has called out Kutcher and Moore for their underlying thesis. The underage-prostitution panic [...]

Lots of adult stars and glamour icons have personal websites, but Ryan Keely makes her site feel truly intimate. “Here I am playing with myself chilled out and real in my hoodie,” she says in one gallery introduction. “I live in hoodies…” More

Hi, I’m a young male (15) and for a year now I’ve been masturbating, or at least trying to. However, while I can cum (very little), I don’t think I’ve ever achieved orgasm. I do feel a couple of sensations, but nothing real.

I masturbate by just kind of jerking my penis back and forth. Not real sure how good of a method this is, but I don’t want to do anything that I’m afraid will hurt.

Anyway, somewhere in the more intense parts of whatever video I’m watching, my hand’s jerking motion becomes much faster. Around that point, my legs and my hand become kind of numb for a short while, then the area around the base of my penis starts twitching. I feel like this is always the start of something, but the twitches make me lose the numbness feeling, my arm suddenly becomes tired, and I lose interest in masturbation. I never feel any real sensation of pleasure. Everything just kind of stops and leaves me like, “Oh. Well that was disappointing.”

I know something’s not right here. I’m wondering if my technique is lame or whatever, but if someone could help me out here I would definitely enjoy experiencing an true orgasm. Thanks.

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To promote their latest feature, “Top Guns,” Digital Playground is holding a Twitter-based contest. The winner gets to fly a real plane and try to blast Jesse Jane out of the sky! Is this trippy to anyone else besides us? More

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