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Sasha Grey is a very pretty girl...with a very filthy mouth. We've often wondered where her dirty thoughts come from—and, um, if she'd be able to give us a few pointers.As luck would have it, Sasha was more than willing to sit down with us and offer some insight on what motivates her to say such filthy things—and what civilians like us should know before calling a partner a filthy, worthless gutterwhore. Click through the gallery to see what Sasha had to say (and to hear some examples of her mouth at work).[At left: Image of Sasha Grey courtesy of New Sensations (nsgalleries.com)] Fleshbot: Have you always been into dirty talk, or is it something you developed an interest in as you became sexually experienced?Sasha Grey: I'd say within the first year I started having sex, I started to enjoy the psychological play that goes with "dirty talk."Did you have to work to get good at talking dirty, or is it more something that came naturally?No, I think you just have to be shameless; that's half of the fulfillment for me.For you, personally, what's the main appeal of dirty talk?It's definitely the psychological war between you and your partner that I enjoy the most. It turns me on and gets my adrenaline rushing.[At left: Video clip from Adam & Eve's "The Five" (gamelink.com)] Are you very vocal in your off set sex life as well, or is it more something you do for the camera?Yes, very!Do you ever plan out things to say ahead of time, or is it mostly spur of the moment?In the past I have on camera. I've prepared things to say based on who I am working with and who the director is...it builds up the anticipation and excitement.Any tips for people looking to try dirty talk at home?If you and/or your partner feel intimidated, talk about it before hand. The great part about dirty talk is expressing improvised fantasies: you can talk about kinky things you may never do, or call your partner some very cruel things. But it's vital to establish that it's only fantasy, and you don't think your husband or boyfriend is a come guzzling fag....oh did I say too much?![At left: Video clip from Digital Playground's "Jack's Teen America #22" (digitalplayground.com)]
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What drives Brazilian illustrator Von Victor? From the looks of his portfolio, we'd have to say girls, girls, sex, kink, and more girls—just like us!And, just to prove that he's a kindred spirit, his homepage offers a direct link to pervy pleasures, in the form of his PornArts portfolio. With a few clicks, you'll find yourself immersed in a corncupia of illustrated porn goodness: everything from mild cheesecakey pinup illlustrations to (what appear to be) escort cards and cum-covered girls on DVD box covers. It's a pervert's paradise, we tell you! (And for the record, it's worth noting that his non-porn portfolio isn't particularly safe for work—that's where we found the thumbnail for this post!)· Von Victor (vonvictor.com.br, via #tips)
My head's all messed up,I feel like I'm living a constant test and always falling short.Will I never be good enough for you,Never live up to your expectations?You want me to be something that I'm not,Another type of person, not who I really am.I feel I'm not good enough,Too loud, too wild, too brash, too much for you to take.But who am I, if I'm not myself?Always watching my words,Forever curtailing my actions and keeping my guard.I wish you were happy with what I am,I wish you wanted me for who I am.I'm too tired of trying now, worn out by all this pretense.My heart is heavy, my mind swimming in sorrow.Something's changed, we don't seem to click like we used to.I don't seem to be able to jump the hurdles that you set anymore,Just fall flat on my face at every stage.Is it me?Did I use to brush myself down and try again,Always eager to please?Only now too trampled, too exhausted to haul myself up and reach your mark.Or is it you?Have you changed, become more demanding,Always wanting more?Constantly moulding me into the one that you really desire?I want us to be happy together.I want to be The One.I just don't see a way, to be everything that you need.I have failed you, have given you my all, but it's just not good enough.I can't change the whole of me and keep my sanity.And I'm sorry that I agreed to try.“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” - Dr Seuss.“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” - Dr Seuss.