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And to think, we never thought we'd live to see the day when NPR would utter the name Kink.com. How wrong we were!As part of a series on the history of the internet, All Things Considered has taken a look at the ways that adult entertainment has shaped the progress of the internet at large—with Kink.com's Peter Acworth along for the ride as a guest expert.· Thank Sex For Making The Internet Hot (npr.org)· Thumbnail star: Old school Stoya browses the internet (twitter.com)
Angelina Valentine, Chayse Evans, and Sadie West make the perfect porno world through the looking glass version of Charmed's Prue, Piper, and Phoebe in Hustler's "This Ain't Charmed XXX" directed by Axel Braun. Sexy spooky good fun ensues!Angelina Valentine and Jenny Hendrix team up on a demon cock and the results are out of this world. Both this chicks are nothing short of top shelf. They knock out an award winning performance working with what they've got.Chayse Evans charms Alan Stafford's prick to rigid attention. He rewards her dedication with a hard fucking that has her shrieking in delight and writhing on the floor like she was Linda Blair.Marie Luv lovingly sucks Tyler's wood while he finishes a work call. When that doesn't seem to get him off the phone she mounts his enormous ebony love pole and begins to buck her tiny little wet gash up and down until she has his undivided attention. After soaking in all the love she has to give, Tyler flips her on her side and goes to work, prying open her sticky pink flower for us so we get a good look inside. When he's done probing her sweet vagina he turns to her pucker and burrows his way deep up into her dirty bung. Marie really takes it like a champ, demanding more as Tyler plows through several positions lodged in her tiny rectum then dumps white rain drops of sperm all over her face and breasts.Ryder Skye gets drilled nice and hard until she drools out of all her sexy holes.Sadie West turns in another career changing performance. Watching her fuck is like pure magic. Pay attention aspiring porn starlets of 2010 – this is what sex is supposed to look like. No we really don't have enough positive things to say about our sweet Sadie. The list just goes on and on. But you don't have to take our word for it. All you have to do is get a glance of her in the sample set of pictures we snagged from Hustler. The proof is all right there. Hands down she's the first one we're rubbing one out to in any movie after that performance!"This Ain't Charmed XXX" hits streets this week from visionary Italian director Axel Braun and Hustler. Check out the gallery, then pick yourself up a copy for a spooky good time.Angelina Valentine, Chayse Evans, and Ryder SkyeBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Angelina Valentine and Jenny HendrixBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Angelina Valentine and Jenny HendrixBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Angelina Valentine and Jenny HendrixBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Angelina Valentine and Jenny HendrixBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Angelina Valentine and Jenny HendrixBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Chayse Evans and Alan StaffordBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Chayse Evans and Alan StaffordBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Chayse Evans and Alan StaffordBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Chayse Evans and Alan StaffordBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Chayse Evans and Alan StaffordBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Marie Luv and Tyler KnightBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Marie Luv and Tyler KnightBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Marie Luv and Tyler KnightBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Marie Luv and Tyler KnightBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Marie Luv and Tyler KnightBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Ryder SkyeBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Ryder SkyeBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Ryder SkyeBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Ryder SkyeBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Ryder SkyeBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Sadie WestBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Sadie WestBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Sadie WestBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Sadie WestBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Sadie WestBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Sadie WestBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Sadie WestBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)Sadie WestBuy "This Ain't Charmed XXX" (gamelink.com)Hustler Video (hustler.com)
No one ever gets to the actual intervention before their problems are solved. Why? Obviously you can't get your dick sucked with the whole family around.This Ain't Intervention XXXStudio: Hustler VideoDirector: Slain WayneCast: Britney Amber, Kagney Linn Karter, Raylene, Cody Love, Briana Blair, Amy Brooke, Seth Gamble, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Jerry, Joey Brass, Brett RockmanWhen you first heard about a porn parody of A&E's Intervention series, what came to mind? Did you envision sex addicts? Naughty rehabilitation techniques? Whatever you thought of is probably more interesting than what Hustler and Slain Wayne dreamed up.Only one (two-part) vignette deals with any sex-related issue, and it's really only about Seth Gamble's chronic masturbation. Gamble is the perfect guy for this; he looks like the bad boy from every mid 1990s sitcom ever. His mother, Raylene, is tired of his masturbation getting in the way of family life, and he gets her assistants to sit with them for the intervention. However, the intervention never happens.Downstairs, Cody Love tries to get Raylene to relax with a back rub. One thing leads to the next, and they start scissoring. Sadly, the gritty Intervention-style camera displays weak resolution, and the delicate intricacies of labial smooshing are lost to the viewer. Meanwhile, Gamble is in his room with another one of Raylene's aides, Briana Blair. Blair tells Gamble he has a "huge problem," but Gamble only heard "huge cock" so he unzips his fly. Gamble fucks her with strange intimacy, often clutching her body to his, before he crudely busts on her face. He's cured! Except now Blair is stuck with him.True to its name, "This Ain't Intervention XXX" has few intervention scenes. Brett Rockman and Amy Brooke were waiting for the family to show up and talk about Brooke's gambling addiction, but a friendly game of poker became strip poker, became blowjob poker, and finally became threesome-with-sloppy-facefucking-and-anal poker when Joey Brass walked in. It's simultaneously the most daring and the most boring scene in the film, as Brooke's monotone moans color her fucking the same drab beige as the hotel room. At least her gambling addiction gets cured.The star-studded vignette about hoarding features Britney Amber as a pack rat, Kagney Linn Karter as her friend, and Jerry as some French professor who hangs out with them. They actually (briefly) have an intervention, but Karter gets frustrated and storms off followed by Jerry. Like any good, sensitive intellectual would, Jerry goes straight to eating Karter's pussy, and then flips the script with an intense bit of throatfucking that leaves her forehead covered in spit. Karter is, as always, a joy to watch, and the oral creampie at the end makes for a refreshing bit of fappable novelty in an otherwise redundant film.Britney Amber tries to steal a tripod from the cameraman, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, and then offers to trade him a blowjob for the equipment. It's a creative excuse to have a bit of POV sucking, but Schwarzenpecker drops the camera within minutes. There's nothing else remarkable about the scene, except the strange sense that Britney Amber looks like every other girl in this film.It's true, every girl in "This Ain't Intervention XXX" (with the exception of Raylene) has blonde hair with dark brown roots and squeaks when fucked. We're not demanding diverse casts for every porn, but this movie greatly suffered from redundancy and lack of creativity.A good parody considers the themes and overarching structures of its subject, and pays attention to the critical pieces of the show. For example, if you're going to poke fun at Intervention, you might want to have a few interventions in your movie. Even if you don't, you can link your fuckfest to the original show by including the counselors, the black title cards, or the joyous post-rehab reunions. Something! Anything! 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Sasha Grey is a very pretty girl...with a very filthy mouth. We've often wondered where her dirty thoughts come from—and, um, if she'd be able to give us a few pointers.As luck would have it, Sasha was more than willing to sit down with us and offer some insight on what motivates her to say such filthy things—and what civilians like us should know before calling a partner a filthy, worthless gutterwhore. Click through the gallery to see what Sasha had to say (and to hear some examples of her mouth at work).[At left: Image of Sasha Grey courtesy of New Sensations (nsgalleries.com)] Fleshbot: Have you always been into dirty talk, or is it something you developed an interest in as you became sexually experienced?Sasha Grey: I'd say within the first year I started having sex, I started to enjoy the psychological play that goes with "dirty talk."Did you have to work to get good at talking dirty, or is it more something that came naturally?No, I think you just have to be shameless; that's half of the fulfillment for me.For you, personally, what's the main appeal of dirty talk?It's definitely the psychological war between you and your partner that I enjoy the most. It turns me on and gets my adrenaline rushing.[At left: Video clip from Adam & Eve's "The Five" (gamelink.com)] Are you very vocal in your off set sex life as well, or is it more something you do for the camera?Yes, very!Do you ever plan out things to say ahead of time, or is it mostly spur of the moment?In the past I have on camera. I've prepared things to say based on who I am working with and who the director is...it builds up the anticipation and excitement.Any tips for people looking to try dirty talk at home?If you and/or your partner feel intimidated, talk about it before hand. The great part about dirty talk is expressing improvised fantasies: you can talk about kinky things you may never do, or call your partner some very cruel things. But it's vital to establish that it's only fantasy, and you don't think your husband or boyfriend is a come guzzling fag....oh did I say too much?![At left: Video clip from Digital Playground's "Jack's Teen America #22" (digitalplayground.com)]
In light of Heavy Rain's full frontal surprise, we're taking a look at some of the games that have us flicking a different kind of joystick.After all, the violence of video games is well accepted and (more or less) ubiquitous. However, anything sensual or sexual from a major game developer immediately sparks controversy. Does that make the video game playing crowd prudish? Of course not! There are enough user-made nude patches and hacks to cover every console in a flesh-colored haze of jiggly fun. Anyhow, please enjoy our (non-exhaustive) gallery of graphic graphics.· Thumbnail pic via Destructoid (destructoid.com)Tomb RaiderMinutes after Tomb Raider hit the shelves, someone had dreamed up a patch to remove Lara Croft's clothing. Since the dawn of the franchise, Eidos has been hunting down the "Nude Raider" patch in an attempt to keep their heroine's grave-robbing dignity intact. Sorry, Eidos. Nothing gets in the way of our love affair with Lara.· Above, Ms. Croft in Tomb Raider II (opensorcery.net). Below, her better-rendered boobs in Tomb Raider Anniversary (tomb-raider-anniversary.com) Half-Life 2Tired of actionless, plot-developing cutscenes? Throw some nudity in there! Code crafters made a nude patch (surprise!) for Half-Life 2 that strips the sexy Alyx Vance of her sweatshirt. After all, since the dreaded Combine have a suppression field that diminishes the urge to procreate, no one will mind Alyx's liberation. But when you're trying to save the world from a mess of evil transdimensional beings, it's nice to be visually certain who the humans are.· Alyx Nude Patch (sexyandfunny.com)God of WarAs far as we know, every game in the God of War series has a hidden minigame where Kratos gets to bed multiple ancient hotties at once. You seldom get to see any goods—and you never see the actual act—but the noises are good enough that we don't even mind. We're happy the developers take the time to put these in (although they cut corners with the whole fighting grunts = fucking grunts tactic), but we're worried that some players are going to think of sex as a series of quicktime button commands.· Watch the clip at God of War II Sex Minigame (gametrailers.com)Grand Theft Auto: San AndreasNo video game sex list would be complete without brief mention of the Hot Coffee scandal that had parents and politicians foaming at the mouth. In case you hadn't heard, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas had a hidden bit of code that—with the right hack—allowed players to complete a successful date with a sex minigame. It was slightly more difficult (and far more explicit) than the clandestine sex in God of War, but all in all, overblown. If you want to see it, it's over here.· Hot Coffee (spike.com)BMX XXXAre you surprised that a video game with XXX in its title has nudity? Not only do you get boobie BMX babes, but you also get a series of random, live-action striptease videos from a nightclub called Scores. It's not like we need our nudity to make sense, but some context would be nice. Then again, we've tried a lot of different ways to get people naked, but we have yet to try undressing girls with the power of BMX.· IGN: BMX XXX (cube.ign.com) Indigo Prophecy (also known as) FahrenheitOn the eve of the final battle with the Clans (whatever that means), Carla and Lucas share a romantic love scene that requires no mods or patches on the part of the pervy gaming community. It's just a healthy, anxiety ridding expression of two individuals' affection for each other. How do we know it's healthy? Easy! Their Mental Health meters go up (note: Carla seems to have a better time than Lucas).· Romantic Scene from Indigo Prophecy (youtube.com)Max Payne 2We feel for Max Payne, we really do. Crazed drug addicts murdered his family, all of his allies are being paid to kill him, and he's stuck in a graphic novel for most of his life. It's a good thing his love interest, Mona, takes over for a few levels. It's an even better thing that someone designed a nude skin to take advantage of Mona's breast physics. More bullet time, please!· Watch the video at NSFW Nude Mona (gametrailers.com) The Sims 3We remember booting up the original Sims on Windows 98, designing a family, and waiting for the lady of our sim-mansion to take a shower so we could pause the game, enter a ton of cheat codes, and sell the shower while she was in it, thus revealing the naked washing animation in all it's curvy glory. Fortunately, the process seems to be easier with subsequent games of The Sims. 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Well, sort of, anyway—you can have avatar sex with Raven Alexis. But if we learned anything from that James Cameron movie with all the blue people, avatar sex is practically as good as the real thing!How is this possible, you ask? Well, first of all, with computers (duh). But second of all: Digital Playground has partnered with Utherverse to create their very own virtual universe, populated by Digital Playground stars (and the fans who love them). The virtual space is being kicked off this Friday, March 4, with a fabulous launch party and screening of "Raven Alexis No Love Lost."And that's where the whole banging Raven Alexis part comes in. For a small fee, you—yes, you!—could be rubbing pixels with the geek goddess, exploring pathways of pleasure heretofore unknown to man (or at least you).And this is just the beginning, people: as DP's Utherverse evolves, there'll be many more opportunities for (virtual) interaction with the DP girls. Ooh, imagine the possibilities.· Digital Playground VWW (utherverse.com, via avn.com)· Image of Raven Alexis courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
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