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Frankly, we were against the decision to add a fourth judge to "American Idol." But lately we've found ourselves warming to Kara DioGuardi. We can't say why, really...but this upskirt shot might have something to do with it. (taxidrivermovie.com)

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No one ever gets to the actual intervention before their problems are solved. Why? Obviously you can't get your dick sucked with the whole family around.This Ain't Intervention XXXStudio: Hustler VideoDirector: Slain WayneCast: Britney Amber, Kagney Linn Karter, Raylene, Cody Love, Briana Blair, Amy Brooke, Seth Gamble, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Jerry, Joey Brass, Brett RockmanWhen you first heard about a porn parody of A&E's Intervention series, what came to mind? Did you envision sex addicts? Naughty rehabilitation techniques? Whatever you thought of is probably more interesting than what Hustler and Slain Wayne dreamed up.Only one (two-part) vignette deals with any sex-related issue, and it's really only about Seth Gamble's chronic masturbation. Gamble is the perfect guy for this; he looks like the bad boy from every mid 1990s sitcom ever. 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You may wonder (as I most certainly did) why someone would a sex toy the "Ki-Wi." But with the toy in hand, there's be no more wondering: this thing totally looks like a kiwi (the bird, that is).It also, oddly, smells mildly kiwiesque, which I suppose is a bonus if you find that scent arousing. But I digress.The Ki-Wi is a solid, egg-shaped vibe with a vibrating (and, for some reason, glowing) purple tip. Its operation is simple: press either one of the buttons to turn it on, then continue to click to explore all the different stimulation patterns. (For want of a better description, the upper button serves as "forward" button, the lower as a "back" button—click forward to launch into straight vibration followed by pulse patterns, back to launch into pulse patterns followed by vibration. And, of course, feel free to use a combination of the above to happily toggle your way through.)In terms of stimulation, the Ki-Wi feels somewhat akin to the rabbit part of a Rabbit Pearl vibe, insomuch as the thin, delicate silicone nose offers a sensation similar to the ears of said rabbit. Of course, the Ki-Wi is a turbocharged version of said rabbit: with three vibration speeds, and seven pulse patterns, well...this Ki-Wi leaves that hare in the dust.For the life of me, though, I cannot figure out why the tip of this thing glows purple whenever it vibrates (and, more to the point, why you can't disable that). Is there a fetish for glowing purple labia that I'm presently unaware of? Are women in need of a toy that, ahem, lights the way (so to speak)?Please, if you have any idea, enlighten me. (And if you don't, still consider this toy: compact, sturdy, and totally cute, it definitely gets the thumbs up from me.)· Buy the Ki-Wi (goodvibes.com)