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Celebrating the efforts of hardworking women everywhere.· Angel Blue (labatidora.net)· Camryn Kiss (.com)· Charo (sensualarousalblog.com)· Cynthia Flowers (worldsex.com)· Edessa (baberoll.com)· Erika Jordan (novoporn.com)· Eva Wyrwal (nuts.co.uk)· Fern (pmates.com)· Jo & Meg (pleasuregirl.net)· Marcel Cartier (dailyniner.com)· Misty Cartier (lettherebeporn.com)· Shira Jones (z0d.com)· Sophia (fineerotics.com)· Stephanie Fink (glamdolls.com)· Teri Harrison (babestare.com)· Viorotica (hottystop.com)And don't forget...· Ariel· Hanna· Renata· Tori Lee· Vendetta, Ariel X, Wenona & Isis Love...and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!*****Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive
And when she went to college, she majored in Looking Good In Tighty-Whities with a minor in Topless Studies. We love educated women.We might have preferred if her minor had been her major, but we can't be picky. She was clearly an A+ student, and your college studies have so little to do with your career choice. Basically, Diana Moldovan, we're trying to tell you that you're hired. Please be at work on Monday.· razor's edge (theones2watch.com)
In light of Heavy Rain's full frontal surprise, we're taking a look at some of the games that have us flicking a different kind of joystick.After all, the violence of video games is well accepted and (more or less) ubiquitous. However, anything sensual or sexual from a major game developer immediately sparks controversy. Does that make the video game playing crowd prudish? Of course not! There are enough user-made nude patches and hacks to cover every console in a flesh-colored haze of jiggly fun. Anyhow, please enjoy our (non-exhaustive) gallery of graphic graphics.· Thumbnail pic via Destructoid (destructoid.com)Tomb RaiderMinutes after Tomb Raider hit the shelves, someone had dreamed up a patch to remove Lara Croft's clothing. Since the dawn of the franchise, Eidos has been hunting down the "Nude Raider" patch in an attempt to keep their heroine's grave-robbing dignity intact. Sorry, Eidos. Nothing gets in the way of our love affair with Lara.· Above, Ms. Croft in Tomb Raider II (opensorcery.net). Below, her better-rendered boobs in Tomb Raider Anniversary (tomb-raider-anniversary.com) Half-Life 2Tired of actionless, plot-developing cutscenes? Throw some nudity in there! Code crafters made a nude patch (surprise!) for Half-Life 2 that strips the sexy Alyx Vance of her sweatshirt. After all, since the dreaded Combine have a suppression field that diminishes the urge to procreate, no one will mind Alyx's liberation. But when you're trying to save the world from a mess of evil transdimensional beings, it's nice to be visually certain who the humans are.· Alyx Nude Patch (sexyandfunny.com)God of WarAs far as we know, every game in the God of War series has a hidden minigame where Kratos gets to bed multiple ancient hotties at once. You seldom get to see any goods—and you never see the actual act—but the noises are good enough that we don't even mind. We're happy the developers take the time to put these in (although they cut corners with the whole fighting grunts = fucking grunts tactic), but we're worried that some players are going to think of sex as a series of quicktime button commands.· Watch the clip at God of War II Sex Minigame (gametrailers.com)Grand Theft Auto: San AndreasNo video game sex list would be complete without brief mention of the Hot Coffee scandal that had parents and politicians foaming at the mouth. In case you hadn't heard, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas had a hidden bit of code that—with the right hack—allowed players to complete a successful date with a sex minigame. It was slightly more difficult (and far more explicit) than the clandestine sex in God of War, but all in all, overblown. If you want to see it, it's over here.· Hot Coffee (spike.com)BMX XXXAre you surprised that a video game with XXX in its title has nudity? Not only do you get boobie BMX babes, but you also get a series of random, live-action striptease videos from a nightclub called Scores. It's not like we need our nudity to make sense, but some context would be nice. Then again, we've tried a lot of different ways to get people naked, but we have yet to try undressing girls with the power of BMX.· IGN: BMX XXX (cube.ign.com) Indigo Prophecy (also known as) FahrenheitOn the eve of the final battle with the Clans (whatever that means), Carla and Lucas share a romantic love scene that requires no mods or patches on the part of the pervy gaming community. It's just a healthy, anxiety ridding expression of two individuals' affection for each other. How do we know it's healthy? Easy! Their Mental Health meters go up (note: Carla seems to have a better time than Lucas).· Romantic Scene from Indigo Prophecy (youtube.com)Max Payne 2We feel for Max Payne, we really do. Crazed drug addicts murdered his family, all of his allies are being paid to kill him, and he's stuck in a graphic novel for most of his life. It's a good thing his love interest, Mona, takes over for a few levels. It's an even better thing that someone designed a nude skin to take advantage of Mona's breast physics. More bullet time, please!· Watch the video at NSFW Nude Mona (gametrailers.com) The Sims 3We remember booting up the original Sims on Windows 98, designing a family, and waiting for the lady of our sim-mansion to take a shower so we could pause the game, enter a ton of cheat codes, and sell the shower while she was in it, thus revealing the naked washing animation in all it's curvy glory. Fortunately, the process seems to be easier with subsequent games of The Sims. 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When it comes to nailing the hottest women on the planet so hard that their insides sometimes literally swell up and fall out, only one name springs to mind. Obviously, Erik Everhard genuinely enjoys his work.Even when he's just playing around, he's still killing it in real time plus. This week he brings back his white hot series, "Sport Fucking," with volume six cruising to an adult media outlet near you. Starring beautiful young harlots Rachel Starr, Andy San Dimas, Mallory Rae, Lacy Cruz, Olivia Alize, and Brittany Miller; it's a tribute to girls who really know how to take a serious pounding up their tight pink twats from guys with massive oversized sex organs. There's simply is no debating that point.Super sexy starlet Andy San Dimas just keeps luring us deeper and deeper in with her charms. Every time we see her taking a great session, we fall just a little further in love with this slutty, tattoo-smeared angel. Erik personally sees to it that this dirty diva gets the proper kind of scratch to her irrepressible itch. Afterwords, she just looks demolished...but thoroughly satisfied.Brittany decides she has to have all of James Deen up her sizzling hot snatch—so naturally, he fucks her. What's he supposed to do? What would you do? It's not like he wasn't feeling it. He's just taking care of business the only way a young, award winning male sex worker knows how, cock first! Brittany almost second guesses her decision once he drops his drawers and drills all twelve inches of kosher cockmeat into her tiny pink taco, but once she starts cumming her brains out that all changes. All's well that ends well.But that's not all! Toni Ribas plows Lacy Cruz until she squirts fountains of nasty nympho nectar all over him. Rachel takes on Erik and loses, but wins. Olivia plays an officer (yawn) but wakes up back up with some sexy ass shenanigans.If we had to pick just one scene that spun us out, it would have to be tight teen sensation Mallory, who seems to be able to take any amount of punishment and still beg for more. She just wears her lovers out. Fuck, she's a sexy bitch!"Sport Fucking 6" is from Erik Everhard and Jules Jordan Video. It should hit streets right about now. Check out this sample gallery, and when you recover, go get the rest. You are very welcome.Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Olivia AlizeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Andy San Dimas and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Brittany Miller and James DeenBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Brittany Miller and James DeenBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Brittany Miller and James DeenBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Brittany Miller and James DeenBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Lacy Cruz and Toni RibasBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Lacy Cruz and Toni RibasBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Lacy Cruz and Toni RibasBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Mallory RaeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Mallory RaeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Mallory RaeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Mallory RaeBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Rachel Starr and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Rachel Starr and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Rachel Starr and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)Rachel Starr and Erik EverhardBuy "Sport Fucking 6" (gamelink.com)Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)
Despite what pop culture may tell us, a woman's sexuality doesn't disappear the day she turns forty. If anything, it becomes richer, more complex, and, well, much more interesting. Sparky Campanella examines the topic in 40 Over Forty.A mixture of nude portraits and commentary from their subjects, 40 Over Forty pulls back the curtain on the sexuality of women of a certain age; revealing something beautiful, awe-inspiring, and uniquely sexy in the process.· 40 Over Forty (campanella.com, via indienudes.com)
Sure, "Whore-Chata!" is easily the best name for a porn film we've ever heard, but does the talent live up to the title?Whore-chataStudio: Adult Source MediaDirector: Barret BladeCast: Sativa Rose, Brodi Kennedy, Kathleen Kruz, Jennifer Luv, Kat, Nick ManningPretty Peruvian Jennifer Luv gets the show started with a little striptease/interview. You know, the camera guy spares no segue getting from "Where are your parents from?" to "Let me stick this glass dildo in you." Fortunately, Nick Manning swaggers in at that exact moment and shoves his dick in Luv's mouth. Spit dripping off his cock, he spreads her on the fuschia leather couch and fucks her slow and hard, slapping her ass like Pete Townsend doing the windmill.Kathleen Kruz calls herself "Hispanic" and doesn't care to reveal a more detailed ethnic background. But if her history isn't transparent, her fishnet shirt is (what's with all the fishnet?). And her boy toy (none of the male talent is credited) certainly doesn't care about ethnicity; Kruz fluently speaks the international language of cock sucking. The positions never get more daring than slow, somewhat blasé spooning on the yellow leather couch (what's with all these couches?). The strokes never get too fast or deep, and before you know it, he's popped on her face.Want to know how to say "I'll suck your cock" in Spanish? We can't tell you, but Kat can. Kat looks extremely small sitting on her man's lap, and her hot pink braces make her appear scandalously young (if not barely legal). Braces or not, she deepthroats that enormous cock with wild abandon. She keeps at least one hand on her clit at all times, rubbing and revving the little nub to ecstasy every two minutes or so. The guy can barely keep up with all her bubbly joy.Brodi Kennedy takes a very serious approach to her interview: she answers simply and earnestly, takes her corset off with precise gestures, and doesn't mention the disturbing chill of the cold glass dildo. Her poshness melts away with she gets with her man (who looks like the guy from Smash Mouth); as soon as he sticks his head between her legs, she starts whimpering and begging for more. By the time he's ready to pop, she's slid her hot ass all over the yellow leather armchair.Finally we get to Sativa. You know she's the star of the show because Blade fucks her with a fancy steel dildo instead of a glass one. Sativa's oral skills are incomparable. They're so fine, we even get a little POV time just to emphasize her sucking supremacy. Her man graciously spends ten minutes returning the favor, working Sativa into a horny froth. Truth be told, the sucking is better than the fucking, which just comes off as clumsy and improperly angled.These five young women are all fabulously gorgeous and talented, but it feels like Barret Blade didn't give them the attention they deserve. All he contributes to "Whore-Chata!" are endorsements for Phallix, the people who make the glass dildos. And when he drowsily says something like, "I tell ya, Phallix has done it again," it just makes the whole thing seem cheap. If you're going to have product placement in porn, it might as well be for fancy dildos. Still, it's the one constant thing in the interviews, and the girls unanimously take issue with the products (they're too cold, not lubed up enough, oddly shaped), so it just seems like a waste of time.Annoying director aside, the sweet storm of Latina sugar makes "Whore-Chata!" worth watching. This is one DVD you can proudly display on your shelf (we really do love that name!).· Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)* * * * *Previously: Only The Best Porn Titles, Only The Best PornstarsBuy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)Buy "Whore-chata!" (tlaraw.com)
When it comes to super MILF action, we know you have choices. Hell, these days it's like a free for all of MILF goodness out there. We got a feeling that you're going to want to see this, though.A few years back, it was all about legal teens. Women were lying about their age trying to hide the fact they felt old at twenty-five. Then, out of the blue, everything just flipped. The average porn consumer began demanding that women with fully matured sexuality fuck for their amusement and a new trend arose. Since then, it's been MILF this and cougar that...blah, blah, blah. It swung the door wide open for a huge group of women who were feeling left out in the cold for about a decade—and they were more than happy to show their appreciation for the extra attention.When a company like Zero Tolerance breaks out an all-star cast of super MILFs, it gets difficulty not to sound like ad copy writing about it. For example, the urge to call this the "mother" of all big tit movie sequels is all but overwhelming, but since we are professionals we'll keep that one to ourselves.Directed by Mick Blue, "Golden Globes 2" features Diamond Foxxx, Puma Swede, Raylene, Tabitha Stevens, and Taylor Wane. That's pretty much game over as far as we are concerned. What more do you want to know?Each and every one of these filthy sluts turns in a superb performance. We could close out their careers on these scenes and say they ended on a high note. It's pretty fucking ridiculous. Don't even get us started."Golden Globes 2" is available now from Zero Tolerance. Snatch up a copy after you check out the pictures they sent us. Good work, Mick Blue. We tip our proverbial hats to you, sir.Taylor Wane and James DeenBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Taylor Wane and James DeenBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Taylor Wane and James DeenBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Taylor Wane and James DeenBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Taylor Wane and James DeenBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Taylor Wane and James DeenBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Tabitha Stevens and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Tabitha Stevens and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Tabitha Stevens and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Tabitha Stevens and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Tabitha Stevens and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)RayleneBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Raylene and Manuel FerraraBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Raylene and Manuel FerraraBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Raylene and Manuel FerraraBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Raylene and Manuel FerraraBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Puma Swede and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Puma Swede and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Puma Swede and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Puma Swede and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Diamond Foxxx and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Diamond Foxxx and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Diamond Foxxx and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Diamond Foxxx and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)Diamond Foxxx and Mick BlueBuy "Golden Globes #2" (gamelink.com)Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)
It's all very normal. A curious teen looks to a wise elder to help her make sense of her burgeoning womanhood. They fuck, and the rich and poignant female tapestry is laid out for a new generation.Sometimes we fail to remember that porn movies don't film themselves."Teen Mother Fuckers" makes porn look really difficult. And for this reason the cash-strapped business should be grateful, because it labors under the false impression that porn is easy.For example, someone else might have thought to include a reference to motherhood to justify the title. As it is, we are sometimes unsure who is supposed to be the teen in these five uneven scenes and who is supposed to be the older woman. In one scene, the partners look about five years apart.Director Zander chose the weakest scene to begin the movie.If there were any real chemistry between cover models Ashlyn Rae and Victoria Valentina, all those silences would seem fraught with meaning. Instead, they just feel uncomfortable.And this is a blessing in disguise, else we might forget that porn actually needs to be directed in order to be good.In several scenes between beautiful women, we watch as fabulous pornic opportunities are squandered as the camera is jerked around, loses focus, stays on one shot too long, or captures improvised dialogue that is tortuous even by porn standards.I almost shut off the movie after the first scene, but then watched as Francesca Le gave a very inappropriate gynecological exam to Skyla Paige. It was great fun because the assured and predatory Le directed herself into and atop the quivering Paige."That woman is a star!" I cried, stabbing the air with my cigar, the projector flickering behind me.Another scene, with the arch and frank Shayla LaVeaux schooling detention charge Ally Kay, was also seemingly self-directed.As there is no directors' guild or mentoring program in porn, we can only wonder what a Stagliano, Gazzman, or Jules Jordan would have done with this movie. As it is, we are grateful to Francesca Le, as always.· Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)· Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)Vouyer Media (vouyermedia.com)Buy "Teen Mother Fuckers" (gamelink.com)
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Some women make gangbangs look like ordeals—and this sort of thing appeals to a certain kind of fan—but Pride of Kentucky Charley Chase and Katie St. Ives decorate "Bang Bang Bang!" with a sense of hospitality.Director Eddie Powell takes the three standard gangbang scenarios (woman interrupts football watching party, women wanders into garage to ask why her car isn't fixed, bachelor party—I also would have accepted "lone nun at Knights of Columbus dinner") and makes them seem friendlier, as if Charley Chase, for example, was hoping to blow the layabout grease jockeys who hadn't fixed her car in a week.Or that the pixieish Katie St. Ives, moonlighting as a pizza delivery girl from her steady gig as a stripper, was hoping to be invited in to watch the game and perform lap dance services on the attendees.(For Lana Violet, the stripper at a bachelor party, we kinda knew what was in store for her.)Even though covergirl Chase presents as put out, her transition to putting out is quite remarkable, as if banging the mechanic is what one does to ensure speedier service. Why did this never happen when I worked at McDonald's?If it's true that life imitates porn, I see a lot of initially shoddy customer service in Charley Chase's future.· New Sensations (newsensations.com)· Buy "Bang Bang Bang!" (gamelink.com)New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Bang Bang Bang!" (gamelink.com)New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Bang Bang Bang!" (gamelink.com)New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Bang Bang Bang!" (gamelink.com)New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Bang Bang Bang!" (gamelink.com)New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Bang Bang Bang!" (gamelink.com)New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Bang Bang Bang!" (gamelink.com)New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Bang Bang Bang!" (gamelink.com)New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Bang Bang Bang!" (gamelink.com)New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Bang Bang Bang!" (gamelink.com)New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Bang Bang Bang!" (gamelink.com)
In what was clearly not just an excuse to publish pictures of scantily clad women, The Sun announced that a poll of van drivers revealed that—contrary to popular belief—men prefer butts over boobs.It remains to be seen what the related poll of compact car drivers revealed.· Bottoms rear-ly are the best (thesun.co.uk)· Thumbnail star: Boobie and bootylicious Gianna Michaels (incrediblecontent.com)
You may wonder (as I most certainly did) why someone would a sex toy the "Ki-Wi." But with the toy in hand, there's be no more wondering: this thing totally looks like a kiwi (the bird, that is).It also, oddly, smells mildly kiwiesque, which I suppose is a bonus if you find that scent arousing. But I digress.The Ki-Wi is a solid, egg-shaped vibe with a vibrating (and, for some reason, glowing) purple tip. Its operation is simple: press either one of the buttons to turn it on, then continue to click to explore all the different stimulation patterns. (For want of a better description, the upper button serves as "forward" button, the lower as a "back" button—click forward to launch into straight vibration followed by pulse patterns, back to launch into pulse patterns followed by vibration. And, of course, feel free to use a combination of the above to happily toggle your way through.)In terms of stimulation, the Ki-Wi feels somewhat akin to the rabbit part of a Rabbit Pearl vibe, insomuch as the thin, delicate silicone nose offers a sensation similar to the ears of said rabbit. Of course, the Ki-Wi is a turbocharged version of said rabbit: with three vibration speeds, and seven pulse patterns, well...this Ki-Wi leaves that hare in the dust.For the life of me, though, I cannot figure out why the tip of this thing glows purple whenever it vibrates (and, more to the point, why you can't disable that). Is there a fetish for glowing purple labia that I'm presently unaware of? Are women in need of a toy that, ahem, lights the way (so to speak)?Please, if you have any idea, enlighten me. (And if you don't, still consider this toy: compact, sturdy, and totally cute, it definitely gets the thumbs up from me.)· Buy the Ki-Wi (goodvibes.com)
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