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In our world, fashion models (usually) wear clothes. Step through the mirror, though, and their clothing disappears! Also, they have weird plastic get ups decorating their faces. We're not really sure what that part's about.· Editorial: Mirror, Mirror (fashioncopiou.typepad.com)

Hey, if your country's female Olympic curling team had just won gold, you'd be stripping on the internet in a heartbeat. That's just team spirit.The opening and closing ceremonies are nice to watch every once in a while, but the International Olympic Committee could really step things up with a good old fashioned strip. Think about it: all the countries of the world, stripping as one? Next thing you know, the U.N. will start meeting at gentlemen's clubs.· Girls: World Strip: Sweden (zootoday.com)

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This "S&M inspired editorial" is supposed to convey the seductive qualities of evil. Are they claiming leather and tits are evil? We can't think of two things in this world more innocent or fun to play with.But who are we to argue with the fashionable and the highfalutin? If a hot model wants to bring out the dark, sinister, primal bondage urges in readers, we fully expect her to strip down and lead by example. Excellently done, Masha Novoselova. (Also: nice ass.)· Masha Novoselova Nude by Txema Yeste | Tush (fashiongonerogue.com)

In light of Heavy Rain's full frontal surprise, we're taking a look at some of the games that have us flicking a different kind of joystick.After all, the violence of video games is well accepted and (more or less) ubiquitous. However, anything sensual or sexual from a major game developer immediately sparks controversy. Does that make the video game playing crowd prudish? Of course not! There are enough user-made nude patches and hacks to cover every console in a flesh-colored haze of jiggly fun. Anyhow, please enjoy our (non-exhaustive) gallery of graphic graphics.· Thumbnail pic via Destructoid (destructoid.com)Tomb RaiderMinutes after Tomb Raider hit the shelves, someone had dreamed up a patch to remove Lara Croft's clothing. Since the dawn of the franchise, Eidos has been hunting down the "Nude Raider" patch in an attempt to keep their heroine's grave-robbing dignity intact. Sorry, Eidos. Nothing gets in the way of our love affair with Lara.· Above, Ms. Croft in Tomb Raider II (opensorcery.net). Below, her better-rendered boobs in Tomb Raider Anniversary (tomb-raider-anniversary.com) Half-Life 2Tired of actionless, plot-developing cutscenes? Throw some nudity in there! Code crafters made a nude patch (surprise!) for Half-Life 2 that strips the sexy Alyx Vance of her sweatshirt. After all, since the dreaded Combine have a suppression field that diminishes the urge to procreate, no one will mind Alyx's liberation. But when you're trying to save the world from a mess of evil transdimensional beings, it's nice to be visually certain who the humans are.· Alyx Nude Patch (sexyandfunny.com)God of WarAs far as we know, every game in the God of War series has a hidden minigame where Kratos gets to bed multiple ancient hotties at once. You seldom get to see any goods—and you never see the actual act—but the noises are good enough that we don't even mind. We're happy the developers take the time to put these in (although they cut corners with the whole fighting grunts = fucking grunts tactic), but we're worried that some players are going to think of sex as a series of quicktime button commands.· Watch the clip at God of War II Sex Minigame (gametrailers.com)Grand Theft Auto: San AndreasNo video game sex list would be complete without brief mention of the Hot Coffee scandal that had parents and politicians foaming at the mouth. In case you hadn't heard, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas had a hidden bit of code that—with the right hack—allowed players to complete a successful date with a sex minigame. It was slightly more difficult (and far more explicit) than the clandestine sex in God of War, but all in all, overblown. If you want to see it, it's over here.· Hot Coffee (spike.com)BMX XXXAre you surprised that a video game with XXX in its title has nudity? Not only do you get boobie BMX babes, but you also get a series of random, live-action striptease videos from a nightclub called Scores. It's not like we need our nudity to make sense, but some context would be nice. Then again, we've tried a lot of different ways to get people naked, but we have yet to try undressing girls with the power of BMX.· IGN: BMX XXX (cube.ign.com) Indigo Prophecy (also known as) FahrenheitOn the eve of the final battle with the Clans (whatever that means), Carla and Lucas share a romantic love scene that requires no mods or patches on the part of the pervy gaming community. It's just a healthy, anxiety ridding expression of two individuals' affection for each other. How do we know it's healthy? Easy! Their Mental Health meters go up (note: Carla seems to have a better time than Lucas).· Romantic Scene from Indigo Prophecy (youtube.com)Max Payne 2We feel for Max Payne, we really do. Crazed drug addicts murdered his family, all of his allies are being paid to kill him, and he's stuck in a graphic novel for most of his life. It's a good thing his love interest, Mona, takes over for a few levels. It's an even better thing that someone designed a nude skin to take advantage of Mona's breast physics. More bullet time, please!· Watch the video at NSFW Nude Mona (gametrailers.com) The Sims 3We remember booting up the original Sims on Windows 98, designing a family, and waiting for the lady of our sim-mansion to take a shower so we could pause the game, enter a ton of cheat codes, and sell the shower while she was in it, thus revealing the naked washing animation in all it's curvy glory. Fortunately, the process seems to be easier with subsequent games of The Sims. 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Score (another) point for Europe: "Taff" (more or less Germany's "Access Hollywood") did an entire segment on the fascinating world of British lad mag models—and made sure the models showed off their, ahem, best assets throughout the segment.Being our pathetic, monolingual selves, we're at a loss to tell you what, exactly, is being said throughout the segment...but you know what they say about boobs being the international language. (Of course, if there happen to be any motivated German speakers in the audience who'd like to come to our rescue, you'll totally earn a gold star by posting a translation in the comments.)· Vikki Blows & Friends Topless On German TV Show "Taff" (nebulasnudecelebs.blogspot.com)

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Does the world need a second installment of "Showgirls"? Our inner film snob (and sense of decency) say no, but German director Marc Vorlander and $25 million dollars say yes. And so we have "Showgirls: The Return." Trailer above.(Via DListed)

Out today: a re-release of the 1980s sexploitation classic, "The Alcove." Starring Laura Gemser (of "Black Emanuelle" fame) as an African princess-turned-slave who (naturally) gets sucked into "a depraved new world of voyeurism, drugs, pornography, lesbian seduction, (and) unholy nuns."Sounds quite pleasant, if you ask us—but if you'd like to see for yourself, feel free to check out our exclusive preview clip above. And, of course, if you like what you see, the buy link is below.· Buy "The Alcove" (severin-films.com)· Severin Films (severin-films.com)

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