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Sasha Grey is a very pretty girl...with a very filthy mouth. We've often wondered where her dirty thoughts come from—and, um, if she'd be able to give us a few pointers.As luck would have it, Sasha was more than willing to sit down with us and offer some insight on what motivates her to say such filthy things—and what civilians like us should know before calling a partner a filthy, worthless gutterwhore. Click through the gallery to see what Sasha had to say (and to hear some examples of her mouth at work).[At left: Image of Sasha Grey courtesy of New Sensations (nsgalleries.com)] Fleshbot: Have you always been into dirty talk, or is it something you developed an interest in as you became sexually experienced?Sasha Grey: I'd say within the first year I started having sex, I started to enjoy the psychological play that goes with "dirty talk."Did you have to work to get good at talking dirty, or is it more something that came naturally?No, I think you just have to be shameless; that's half of the fulfillment for me.For you, personally, what's the main appeal of dirty talk?It's definitely the psychological war between you and your partner that I enjoy the most. It turns me on and gets my adrenaline rushing.[At left: Video clip from Adam & Eve's "The Five" (gamelink.com)] Are you very vocal in your off set sex life as well, or is it more something you do for the camera?Yes, very!Do you ever plan out things to say ahead of time, or is it mostly spur of the moment?In the past I have on camera. I've prepared things to say based on who I am working with and who the director is...it builds up the anticipation and excitement.Any tips for people looking to try dirty talk at home?If you and/or your partner feel intimidated, talk about it before hand. The great part about dirty talk is expressing improvised fantasies: you can talk about kinky things you may never do, or call your partner some very cruel things. But it's vital to establish that it's only fantasy, and you don't think your husband or boyfriend is a come guzzling fag....oh did I say too much?![At left: Video clip from Digital Playground's "Jack's Teen America #22" (digitalplayground.com)]
Spring is quickly heading our way, and the hemisphere is becoming a better, brighter, hotter place. Oops! Our mistake: it's just a new Rosie Jones photoshoot. It's still cold outside.If Rosie promises to keep her pictures headed our way, we'll be happy to stay inside all year long. Bring on an ice age or nuclear winter; as long as our bunker is equipped with a decent internet connection, everything will be just fine.· Rosie Jones - Nuts Magazine - 05.03.2010 x11 (deepatseapicture.blogspot.com)
Think the Germans are the only ones who appreciate the joys of a topless sleigh ride? Think again: the lads at ZOO, who know that anything worth doing is worth doing topless, have their own take on the sport.While the Germans seemed to place a great deal of emphasis on athleticism, the ZOO sledders bring a lot more style (and sexy shoes) to the table. If only we could see these greats of topless sledding competing against one another. Maybe next year?· Topless Sledging (zootoday.com)
Answer: True! Nuts Magazine said so earlier this year. We doubted their prophecy at the time, but now we realize the foolishness of our ways. Natalie Blair is so fine.Maybe it took Front Magazine to convince us of Nuts' message. We're didn't mean to be all Doubting Thomas, but sometimes we need two ladmags to convince us of the error of our ways. Rest assured, we have faith (and another British girl to obsess about) now.· Natalie Blair Nude In "Front" Magazine April 2010 HQ Scans (nebulasnudecelebs.blogspot.com)
The year is 1995, "Forrest Gump" won Best Picture at the Oscars, Microsoft just released Windows 95, and a young supermodel named Rachel Williams is posing nude for Penthouse. Life is good.We've seen some models and actresses turn to Playboy for a scandalous nude spread, but Williams takes it to a new level. She already did the Playboy thing in 1993, and she's trying to step her game up a little. Well played, Rachel Williams.· Rachel Williams Completely Naked In "Penthouse" Magazine Sept. 1995 HQ Scans (nebulasnudecelebs.blogspot.com)
kink:Andrew Blake: MORE AMIA MILEY=MY NEW SEX DOLLHere’s a still of 19 year old Amia Miley from my film shoot with her earlier this week. Very nice legs and perfect pussy! You’ll see more of her here in the near future.Andrew Blake
Some people are just addicted to the rush. Like a moth addicted to the flame, they live for that sweet, slow burn, the infatuation of the pretty light's ephemeral dance. Few think to ask, "And then what?"After the initial fire has burned out, out there somewhere past the hot sweaty nights of torrid sex that sear themselves so deep into our memories that they will be there until the day death's icy grip wraps itself around us, calling us back to the dust from whence we sprang, comes the inevitable ennui. Or, as the poets of our age so succinctly put it, the "been there, done that" sets in. Such is the nature of desire, buried deep under our skin, hardwired into our DNA like an immutable curse.Jonathan Morgan is not afraid to ask the question lurking in the back of everyone's mind—what went wrong? Pitting Stormy Daniels against pretty boy Marcus London, porn's original storyteller weaves a fascinating tale about postmodern love that pulls no punches. From the bitter end, he moves backwards offering us glimpse into the erroneous assumptions of our culture's obsession with romantic love, exposing it's true nature for what it really is: a shallow projection of ego laid over the meager skeleton of unbridled lust and a raging endorphin addiction.No, we're just kidding. He just lays out some good sex scenes and the rest takes care of itself.Stormy Daniels writhes in sexy wonder as she and Marcus London have the kind of tryst we all dream we can have with Stormy Daniels if she would sleep with us. Alexis Texas and Anthony Rosano make sweet, sweet love like teenagers from feuding families whose love is forbidden but whose lust is like magic.Then Kagney Linn Karter and Rocco Reed take a turn on love's stage for poor players—out, out brief candle. They might as well be the Brangelina of porn when you are watching them fuck; two of the most beautiful and sexy people of the now engaged in a spirited session that is possessed enough to pass for the real thing.Sascha looks more like Sascha Baron Cohen than a psychiatrist. At least he gets to fuck Stormy.Then, as if Marcus London hasn't been lucky enough for one movie, he gets to burrow deep into the hot pink taco of Female Performer of the Year and full on sex machine Tori Black."What Went Wrong" releases this month from Wicked Pictures. It's not the worst we've ever seen. Check out the stills and see for yourselves, children. Just don't call it love.Stormy Daniels and Marcus LondonBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Stormy Daniels and Marcus LondonBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Stormy Daniels and Marcus LondonBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Stormy Daniels and Marcus LondonBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Alexis Texas and Anthony RosanoBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Alexis Texas and Anthony RosanoBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Alexis Texas and Anthony RosanoBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Alexis Texas and Anthony RosanoBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Kagney Linn Karter and Rocco ReedBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Kagney Linn Karter and Rocco ReedBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Kagney Linn Karter and Rocco ReedBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Kagney Linn Karter and Rocco ReedBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Kagney Linn Karter and Rocco ReedBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Stormy Daniels and SaschaBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Stormy Daniels and SaschaBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Stormy Daniels and SaschaBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Tori Black and Marcus LondonBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Tori Black and Marcus LondonBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)Tori Black and Marcus LondonBuy "What Went Wrong" (gamelink.com)Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
Last year, Digital Playground overwhelmed us with "Nurses." This year, they've taken to the friendly skies with "Fly Girls," and things will never be the same. This thing is like a fucking Catalina wine mixer. It's that good.It's hard to know where to start with this monster. It's massive in a way we can't fully wrap our heads around.Jesse Jane and Riley Steele tag team Marco Banderas until he's begging for mercy. We were begging for mercy by the end of the scene as well. Diamond Foxxx, Lisa Ann, and Nikki Benz are the dream team that nail a not so retired Ben English.But wait, like the Ginsu spoon, there is more!Raven Alexis and Sasha Grey then get screwed sideways by Manuel Ferrara, whose cock is like the size of a fleshy brick! And Janie Summers tangles like a wild sex cat with Evan Stone. Then, as the piece de resistance, Katsuni gets plugged hard in both holes by Erik Everhard and Mick Blue. Is it just us or is this too much good stuff to put into one movie? It's way too early in the year to be treating us like kids on Christmas Day.Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Riley Steele, and Jenna Haze may or may not get down as well. We're not telling. Let the rumors start. Fire up the blogs! May whispers of this scenes existence follow behind you everywhere you go like the patter of small feet in church until you buy the movie and learn the truth for yourself."Fly Girls" comes out next week from Digital Playground. We'd like to thank Robby D from the bottom of our throbbing libido. Check out the amazing, drool worthy pictures they sent us. 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Though somewhat inexperienced, the girls featured in this second installment fuck with a raw intensity that rivals the biggest names in porn. You can't fuck with natural talent. Then again, sometimes you can.Unseasoned Players 2Studio: Evolution EroticaDirector: Tom ByronCast: Sadie West, Vanessa Leon, Jackie Daniels, Carmen McCarthy, Abby Lane, Jack Lawrence, Nick Manning, Sean Michaels, Tom ByronAnother movie, another gaggle of girls rocketing their way to pornstar-dom. So who warms up the fuckfest? Nick Manning and Jackie Daniels.Nick Manning?! Yes, the one and only, and he's just phenomenal. He's a really sweet guy up until he grabs a girl by the hair, then it's all "suck" this and "dropping" that. During the obligatory interview with Mr. Byron, Daniels lets her goofy side out and teases Manning: "Oh my God, could I have your autograph? Or some jizz on my face?" When it comes to sex, there's nothing unseasoned about Jackie Daniels. She has a truly robust fuck with Manning, and he doesn't have to adjust positions or coach her cunt into a better angle. Best of all, she keeps up with his caveman talk—even during a powerful piledriving! We're in love.In the next scene, Vanessa Leon discusses her first eight-man gangbang: "I don't think I got enough out of it. I went home and fucked another guy." Tom admits he detests gangbangs because he hates waiting in line. Fortunately, he's the only man up to bat at Leon's plate. And, of course, he must start by eating her luscious ass. Leon is also rather audacious and adventurous, guiding Byron's cock into her pussy while she wiggles it over the footboard. She even squirts just as he comes on her! That's synchronicity for you.Having only been in the business for three weeks, Abby Lane is the least seasoned of the bunch. Little things point out her freshness, such as her rush to get naked. But hey, who are we to complain if a gorgeous, nineteen year-old brunette wants to get nude ASAP? And Jack Lawrence is a loving teacher; they share some classic, gentle, yet wide-legged positions on the bed before he gingerly busts on her chin. It's definitely the slow jam of the mixtape that is "Unseasoned Players 2," but nowhere near as awkward as Giselle Ibiza was in the first edition.Carmen McCarthy (also) isn't exactly an unseasoned player; she sucked Tom off in "Tom Byron's POV Cocksuckers 8" back in 2008. Didn't see it? Don't worry: she gives him some good POV cocksucking this time around, too. Besides that little treat, her scene is the most lackluster. Although we might have just been anticipating the glory that is Sadie West's scene…In her interview, Sadie gives a shout out to her brothers in jail, quotes Birdman and Lil Wayne, and discusses her love of medical marijuana. Meanwhile, she and Sean Michaels are like teenagers in a dark movie theater, heavily petting each other through their clothes. But what about the sex? Oh dear.It's just the best damn thing. If you don't love the sound of her raspy voice moaning to Sean Michaels' deep strokes, what do you love? You probably also hate sunsets and backrubs. She literally has to bite her own knee to stop from screaming at one point. Michaels, on the other hand, keeps it 100% cool throughout the scene. They don't even have to touch each other; just him talking about plowing her with that smooth voice of his is enough to send her over the edge. It's so fucking hot, we don't even remember what happened. You absolutely need to see it for yourself.· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)· Buy "Unseasoned Players 2" (evolutionerotica.com)
fluffylychees:thachipsta:Hope to photograph Angela later this year. Amazing model. Good Friend.
You can have your "Flight Attendants" and "Fly Girls," but for the Airbus to their Boeing, check out these (mostly) Hungarian stewardesses speaking French while flying to a Spanish island as they serve up gangbangs as the in-flight snack.Actually, that's pretty much it. Since Herve Bodilis' "Flight to Ibiza" (produced by Marc Dorcel) was in French, I could only discern a few things:1. Passengers probably know they'll be spending a lot of time out of their seatbelts (and on, er, standby) watching the stewardesses fuck the crew2. The plane looks like a Boeing 747 on the outside but is more like an Airbus 380 on the inside, giving that sexy TARDIS-by-way-of-the-European Union feeling3. There is a fuckfest in a conference room for some reason4. There is condomed sex on a beach that leaves you thinking, "Maybe there won't be any babies in her uterus, but there's sure as hell going to be sand."I was just as impressed with this movie as with "Flight Attendants," so I am confident that "Flight to Ibiza" will clean up at next year's AVN Awards.· Marc Dorcel (marcdorcel.com)· Buy "Flight to Ibiza" (gamelink.com)Marc Dorcel (marcdorcel.com)Buy "Flight to Ibiza" (gamelink.com)Marc Dorcel (marcdorcel.com)Buy "Flight to Ibiza" (gamelink.com)Marc Dorcel (marcdorcel.com)Buy "Flight to Ibiza" (gamelink.com)Marc Dorcel (marcdorcel.com)Buy "Flight to Ibiza" (gamelink.com)Marc Dorcel (marcdorcel.com)Buy "Flight to Ibiza" (gamelink.com)Marc Dorcel (marcdorcel.com)Buy "Flight to Ibiza" (gamelink.com)Marc Dorcel (marcdorcel.com)Buy "Flight to Ibiza" (gamelink.com)Marc Dorcel (marcdorcel.com)Buy "Flight to Ibiza" (gamelink.com)Marc Dorcel (marcdorcel.com)Buy "Flight to Ibiza" (gamelink.com)
For the past two years, New York's Spring Fashion issue has served as a tribute to celebrity boobs: in 2008, we saw Lindsay-as-(naked!)-Marilyn; in 2009, there was Kate Moss. This year, Christina Hendricks is the issue's cover model.In spite of her impressive assets (and our fervent desires), Christina hasn't been known for much in the way of exhibitionism—in fact, she's much better known for her amazing ability to keep all that boobage under wraps. And if the online photos are any indication, that won't be changing just for li'l ol' New York.But hey—can you blame us for hoping that the print issue offers a little more of a reveal? Our issue won't arrive until tomorrow (damn postal holidays!), but we'll be sure to offer a full report once we have it in hand.· Woman of the Hourglass (nymag.com)
Zivity founder Cyan Banister offering her body in pictures? Zivity itself offering a free 30-day trial?! Take notes, everyone: Zivity will never do anything this explicit again.In an article by L.A. blog Sex and the 405, Cyan Banister discusses the creation of Zivity and her first time posing nude for photographs. We dig her insights into self-expression and how posing nude can lead to a greater appreciation for one's own beauty:I didn't think much about my body but afterward, I looked at it in the pictures and thought "wow, my body is nice." I regretted not doing it sooner and appreciating myself sooner. If I could go back, I would tell myself to pose sooner.That's definitely a sentiment we can get behind. But that doesn't mean we're down with Zivity. While Ms. Banister claims her "unapologetic approach" with investors was the key to scoring capital, we can't imagine the same method will work with customers. Especially when a similar better site like Suicide Girls is the same price per month, and even cheaper per year (go ahead, compare prices).Then again, maybe this new promotion will draw interest. Sex and the 405 is offering 30-day trials to Zivity, and all you have to do is email them at sexandthe405@zivity.com—no credit card required. We weren't impressed when we got to peek, but that was a couple years ago.So hey, if anyone wants to dive in and tell us what it looks like, we'd be much obliged. Meanwhile, we'll keep looking at real porn.· More pics of Cyan at Cyan Banister Bares It All In Never-Before-Seen First Zivity Shoot (sexandthe405.com)· Zivity (zivity.com)
In case you doubted the greatness of Tori Black and Kagney Linn Karter: not only are these women AVN's 2010 Female Performer of the Year and Best New Starlet, respectively; they also won the exact same awards from XBIZ. (xbiz.com)
You don't need to know who Mario Rossi is to understand that what he's offering is amazing: the chance to have a fresh young tart blow our minds after we get her lathered up and begging for it.It's all been done before, sure sure, we know that—but this time he's letting us get a sample of the goods, get a little interactive with our little helper, before they give us the kind of pleasure that can curl toes, leave tingles running up the spine, and pucker your starfish so tight it throbs.First comes the touching. It's all about exploring the lovely young willing girl who plans on satisfying you with her pretty little mouth and bubblegum pink tongue. What's it like up in that extraordinary crack? It looks juicy between those cheeks. Dive on in there and discover what's waiting for you. Go ahead, get her all worked up until she's ready to squirt hot nectar all over your hand.Next it's time for the suck off. Yeah, you deserve it. You've been good all year. We all have. It's been a hard year and now it's time for your reward. Sit back and let your mind wander as that hot mouth and those small hands take total control of your unit. Does it get any better than this? We thinks not. We really are living in an amazing period of history.Cassandra Cruz, Alana Leigh, Leslie Love, Allie Foster, and Camryn Kiss are here to help you unload those tired and heavy balls. Thank Buddha for small miracles. These girls remind us of how blessed we are."Touch And Blow" comes out this week from Mario Rossi and New Sensations. Check out our little gallery of sweet POV snaps. Crank out some relief. Grab a copy if it works for you. It's just that simple. Do what it takes to end your sexual suffering. Namaste.Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)Buy "Touch And Blow" (gamelink.com_New Sensations (newsensations.com)
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