Let’s hear those embarrassing moments you hope never leave the bedroom! I’ll start.
So last night the girlfriend and I messing around and enjoying each other’s bodies. At one point she’s sitting on my chest trying to outwrestle me. Well all of a sudden, just as I stare the vagina in it’s glaring eye, it decides to wreck holy vengeance on my face. The lips made a slight curling as if to say “fuck yo couch” and blew a poof of air right into my eye. My girl asks if that was here as if I could be anything else and I was laughing so hard that my cheeks hurt. She couldn’t believe she had done that and was so embarrassed and kept telling me to stop but she only made it worse. The rest of the night, the slightest memory of it sent me into giggle fits.
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